The government is known for enforcing laws that help protect us and other citizens. However, there are laws that aren't that quite intelligent. This is the first thread of the 'dumb laws' series that tells you all the dumbest laws that were ever passed. NOTE:The laws mentioned in this thread may not currently be enforced or even existing. This thread contains spoilers so you are reading this at your own risk. West Virginia So the minimum qualification to become a office manager at WV is not participate in a duel. I guess this takes away people's freedom of speech. Firefighters, don't even think about perverting that woman you see walking past your fire station as you will get jailed. I guess husbands who wish to abuse their wifes can get their wish granted on Sunday on the courthouse steps. Washington Does this include going to your car when you have a common cold? I guess lollipops is a safety hazard for everyone living in Washington. It appears that buying mattresses are restricted in Washington. Virginia This ruins it for unmarried men. Why must we do that? Vermont The lawmakers of Vermont must be Christains because this law basically prohibits Athiests of any kind. Bullzeye! Utah It seems that people who don't like milk will have to suck it up or ****. So if a woman robs a bank, her husband goes to jail? I didn't even know there were whales in Utah. Children! Don't throw snowballs or you will have to pay the police station $50!
