Euphoria - A text based Political RPG!

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  1. krashsmith81

    krashsmith81 New Member

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    Do you like computer games and politics? How about laughing? Then you might wish to check out Euphoria, the first political RPG of it's kind. You can do quests, go fishing, play roulette, and more!

    The biggest thing about Euphoria is the ability to encounter many different characters, such as Al Sharpton, Rush Limbaugh, Micheal Moore, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Micheal Brown, Occupy Wallstreet Protestors, Tea Party Members, and a whole boatload more!

    The game aims to be played as a regular RPG if you want, or you can use God mode and go around fighting the people you don't like just to see what they say/do. There is a weapon and armor shop, and a resale shop, which buys up items you find on the corpses of characters you kill. For example, if you kill a Occupy Wallstreet Protestor, the resale shop will pay you 50 gold pieces for the bag of weed you find on his corpse. They also will buy Sarah Palin's teleprompter, should you reign victorious over her in a duel. There is a help file, Euphoria.txt, that explains much more, or you can just type "help" in the game.

    In the interest of not getting sued, I'd also like to point out that the characters in the game are entirely fictional, and any resemblance to any real people is pure coincidence. However, I'd also like to say that no matter what your beliefs are, you are bound to find some aspects of this game hilariously entertaining, and other parts deeply offensive.

    Please check it out and let me know what you think. I mentioned it once in another thread, but I figured this deserved it's own thread, since it was off-topic in that thread.

    Thanks,

    Krash

    P.S. A few quotes from the game:

    Barak Obama says, "Hey, if you like your hitpoints, you can keep your hitpoints!"
    Barak Obama hit you with Koran for 5hp.
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    Rush Limbaugh attacks with Moralizing Motormouth for 10hp.
    You swing at Rush Limbaugh, striking him for 8hp.
    Rush Limbaugh pops a pain pill.
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    An illegal immigrant hit you with EBT card for 23hp.
    You strike an illegal immigrant with Spear of Destiny for 53hp.
    You killed An Illegal Immigrant.
    You find A map to the Welfare Office on the corpse.
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    Link to the game:
    http://www.4shared.com/zip/3ZXLiTi_ba/EuphoriaV1.html
    Unzip and run Euphoria.exe
    :cool:
     
  2. GeorgiaAmy

    GeorgiaAmy Well-Known Member

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    The OP posted a link that doesn't work. The entire post is filled with political talking points made jest.
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