#FreeMelania internet campaign portrays first lady as sad, trapped

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  1. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    Melania has been afflicted by remorse since Trump won the election. She has come to the realization that she is trapped in a life she doesn't want.

    Help is coming from compassionate Americans who have started a free Melania internet campaign to give her an avenue of escape by blinking twice to signify that she wants to be liberated.

    While Donald is blathering, poncing and prevaricating Melania is alone facing an uncertain and friendless future.

    http://www.chron.com/news/us-world/...internet-campaign-portrays-first-10879730.php

     
  2. snakestretcher

    snakestretcher Banned

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    You have a point I suppose; but anyone who is attracted to, and marries, for money and attention, doesn't get much sympathy from me. I can't think of any other reason to marry that grotesque individual, can you? His warmth and charm, perhaps?
    The fact that he has married and divorced twice would ring alarm bells for any sane and rational person. Evidently poor, suffering Malaria is neither.
     
  3. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    Trump has no redeeming qualities. Ignorance is his finest quality.
     
  4. Gatewood

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    I am concerned that while leftists are vitally concerned about the state of Melania's marriage and her emotional health, NO leftist on the face of the Earth wanted to free Michelle from what was obviously her hellish marriage to Barack:

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    Poor little Michelle. All of Barack's fanatical legs-tingling Obamagasming supporters worshiped him and there was nothing for her and not even any concern for the fact that obviously she was trapped in a horrible marriage. Poor Michelle, so innately a repulsive personality that not even Barack's fanatical supporters loved her. Sigh!

    But on the other hand very clearly the average leftist adores Melania so much that they are vitally concerned about the physical and emotional health of a First Lady . . . for the first time in eight years. Progress!
     
  5. Surfer Joe

    Surfer Joe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    She's a trophy wife nearing the end of her shelf life with trump, but I think that her new position can give her some leverage since he doesn't want her going public with what he's really like. He may actually have to accord her some respect just because she is the first lady and the country will be watching.
     
  6. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps Trump could start a reality TV show streaming his White House antics live.
     
  7. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    Could that be because Michelle doesn't appear obeisant, servile, helpless and in need of rescue?
     
  8. Gatewood

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    Could instead be because of the following, which apparently our leftists adored about her:

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  9. Habana

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    Some think she's a man. It's amazing the nonsense one can run across on the internet.
     
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    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Melania needs our help.

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  11. Surfer Joe

    Surfer Joe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Lol...And then repeated by the deplorables as fact, eh?
     
  12. Njoror

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    Well some do find it odd that Michelle Obama and Ru Paul have never been spotted in the same place at the same time.
     
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    Another stupid left-wing meme, probably from 4chan or some other armpit of the internet.

    I'm glad the adults won this election.
     
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    Of course Obama looks scared. I wouldn't want to be married to him either.
     
  15. Gatewood

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    Had Michelle ever busted Barack one she would have snapped his little twig neck with her big manly hands and shoulder spread; and of course all that bottom weight she carries around.
     
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    Obama seems to more than adore:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C20IFNZWQAAfmsx.jpg




    Cheers
     
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    Why do you lie?
     
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    This isn't really happening in the current events section of the forum is it?
     
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    I think she blinked twice!
     
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    Yea, I wouldn't want to talk about Melania the first prostitute either. I do feel bad for her a little. She sold herself to that fat, disgusting pig thinking she could just shop and enjoy life. Now, she will actually have to do something outside of pretending to like that orange blob with the rest of her life.
     
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    Of course tranny Michelle goes hand in hand with bathhouse Berry.
     
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    I remember something of a gag order in his first divorce, that prevents her from disclosing facts of the marriage. Not sure if it's true but a pretty cool trick if you knew my ex-wife
     
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    From the first day Mooshell smiled I was reminded of that movie short with Karen Black "Trilogy of Terror"! It's those damn teeth, they give me night terrors!
     
  24. Gatewood

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    B-B-But there were no scandals! Of course with a belly crawling subservient Mainstream Media like he had going for him what they DID NOT report on, simply did not exist for huge numbers of citizens:

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  25. Gatewood

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    I think she was trying to emulate Nancy Pelosi:

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    I wonder if she still feels proud knowing that Barack will eventually go down in history as one of the nation's worst presidents?
     

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