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It appears to be on the outside of the building so no real reflection on the state of hygiene inside the establishment.
Too much logic can be harmful to comedy though so best to not question it too much.

 

Lizzards is snow joke.

 

Duck à l’orange man bad.

 

It is the dogs that are scared of the evil cat.

 

Sigh, sadly Valerie Perrine didn't have children. But I bet she made a great Aunt.

 

True story, I had a good rep with the health inspectors and when the public health department had an open house after a remodeling I was the caterer. Yeah, I got a pair, did their Christmas parties too. As I was setting up three of the inspectors were gathered around a chaffing dish, no food in it yet, tsk tsking. They'd placed a plastic roach in it and suggested that I had a roach problem. I recommended that they get an exterminator in because obviously the contractors left behind a problem. Then like the 3 musketeers they whipped out their thermometers and I brandished back mine and said go for it.
The key was to treat them as consultants and they'd treat you as a client. I did however not let the wait staff serve their Christmas party which would piss off the waits for the lost tips until I told them who was being served. No one wanted to serve the chief inspector because he wasn't shy about giving a lecture.

 

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Absolutely, I find the best way is to say as little as possible and just let them do all the talking.
Eventually they bore themselves and go away.
You'll never win an argument with them. The only victory I ever achieved was getting one to admit that wooden chopping boards are just as good if not even better than the horrid plastic ones.