The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats." Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats." The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now." Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?" She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."
What's with the humor and satire nowadays? They're now for making stuipid pointless remarks, much like the debate on PF anyways... Something funnier would have: So, Bill Clinton is going down the street, playing his sax, and a girl asks him if he wants a free puppy, "Well there honey, since I'm playing my sax, and you don't have a leash, I can't carry him." "Well, don't worry he always stand by his master, he's a republican you see." "Why would you steal this dog from a billionarie?"
