Hillary Clinton Says Chelsea Erased Servers During Postpartum Depression

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  1. BestViewedWithCable

    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Hillary Clinton Says Chelsea Erased Servers During Postpartum Depression

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    CHRIS MATTHEWS: Madam Secretary, for months you have been under fire from rabid right wing conspirators about your private email servers. How are you holding up?

    HILLARY: (laughing loudly) Oh, it’s going to take a lot more than pointless accusations from neocons to ruffle my feathers, Chris.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: Ha! After all these years I guess you’re used to it, huh?

    HILLARY CLINTON: (laughs loudly) They’ve had it in for me ever since I worked on the Watergate investigation.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: I think republicans are just jealous of how accomplished you are. (Looks at Chelsea) You must be awful proud of your mom.

    CHELSEA: I have the best mom in the world, Chris.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: Aw … that’s sweet. And you really mean it don’t you.

    CHELSEA: Oh, I sure do.

    CHRIS MATTHEW: Madam Secretary, you and your daughter are here today to reveal some pretty astonishing news exclusively on MSNBC.

    HILLARY: Yes, we are, Chris. We have decided to be candid and inform the American people that Chelsea is the one who scrubbed my computer drives clean.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: And you also claim she removed all the classified markings from sensitive emails?

    HILLARY: Yes, that is true. (looks at Chelsea) Isn’t that true, honey?

    CHELSEA: (swallowing hard) Yes, I did it. I’m the one who erased the servers and I also removed all classified markings.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: So it makes sense now, Madam Secretary, that you could not have known you had all those classified emails.

    HILLARY: That’s correct, Chris.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: Unfortunately there’s a heart wrenching part to this confession, isn’t there?

    HILLARY: Yes there is, Chris. Chelsea was suffering from postpartum depression at the time.

    CHRIS MATTHEWS: Oh no.

    HILLARY: As you are aware, Chris, postpartum depression is an awful affliction for millions of women following a pregnancy. The costs to the poor mother are devastating. Those of us who’ve never experienced it cannot imagine the anguish.


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    This is an awesome lie for so many reasons.....

    If you dont accept this lie, then you dont believe in postpartum depression, and therefore your part of the war on women.

    It wasnt hillarys fault, and if you dont accept this lie, your standing on top of the glass ceiling looking down on hillary, and all women.

    etc etc etc.....

    Personally, I think its all BS, and just more of the same from the left, lie lie lie deny deny deny....

    What do you think?
     
  2. SourD

    SourD New Member Past Donor

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    This just can't be true
     
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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Nunya D. Well-Known Member

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    This thread smells like Onions.
     
  5. Dale Cooper

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    I'm pretty sure this is solid proof that you can't believe what you see on the internet.

    I did a YouTube search. You know, without question, if it were true, it would have been on YouTube in a millisecond.

    No luck there.

    That said, it's Hillary. She'll float any theory just to see if it sticks.
     
  6. Soupnazi

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    Perhaps that is because it belongs to MSNBC and has not been aired yet
     
  7. Steve N

    Steve N Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If they have this there is no way they'd air a confession of a felony on TV from these women.
     
  8. YouLie

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    Looks like satire to me.
     
  9. perdidochas

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    You got owned:

    http://www.thedailyrash.com/about
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    Its an Onion imitator:
    http://www.thedailyrash.com/about


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  10. BestViewedWithCable

    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I thought that too, but its still funny, and probably the next lie outta hillarys mouth.
     
  11. perdidochas

    perdidochas Well-Known Member

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    No, the dailyrash.com is an Onion like satire site.

    http://www.thedailyrash.com/about


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  12. BestViewedWithCable

    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    but really, at this point, what difference does it make?
     
  13. RichT2705

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    Good lord, wanting the office so badly as to serve up your kid as a scapegoat? LOL...sure hope this is satire, as it's pretty pathetic if true.

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    Thanks goodnes it is. This one was pretty sad if not.
     
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    God Almighty........what a despicable, low-life female - corrupt right down to the core of her being. She found her patsy - her own daughter and of course, Chelsea had PPD and did the damage and she's not at fault b/c PPD is what it is and Chelsea was a 'victim' of it.

    This is as low as anyone can get.........
     
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    So it might not be true......sure sounds like something old Hill would do. And how perfect is this? Her daughter being a victim of PPD would clear Chelsea.......
     
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    I figured it was fake at the mention of Watergate. Her disgraceful behavior during that investigation is not something Hillary wants people to think about.
     
  17. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Exactly, it's a Republican talking, truth or lie, no difference to them at all
     

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