If Perry wins the Presidency

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  1. fiddlerdave

    fiddlerdave Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It is sooo strange to see Perry run for USA president!

    What is his vision for America?

    Well, one thing we know is he hates them rules coming down from Washington!

    So all those nasty federal rules are soo bothersome! Texas seceded from Mexico when Mexico told them they couldn't own slaves!

    So, with Perry in charge of the ENTIRE country, I am sure we will see a revitalized, traditional America return!!

    Join me i watching some of these possible visions! It is amazing how well the "feel" of Perry's current advertisements are paralleled by these!


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jXfcpnYgu8"]Insurance ad for Man of the house![/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4mLb7Nwr0"]Workers will STAY ON THE JOB![/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyz-AyAOLek"]The Home Shopping Network![/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YepkCCN6_ZY"]Ways to reduce intrusive workplace regulations![/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSKAZObGxQ"]Improved Crime Control[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvgcM-Kv4DA"]SOON, we WILL be a CHRISTIAN COUNTRY[/ame]
     
  2. Albert Di Salvo

    Albert Di Salvo New Member

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    While he looks good overall, the problem with Perry is his record on illegal immigration. It's not a good record.
     
  3. Kranes56

    Kranes56 Banned

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    Obviously you haven't seen some of the quotes people make on twitter:

    In six words, What are your thoughts on Texas Gov. Rick Perry? // Won Connect Four in 3 moves

    Danger fell in love with Rick Perry because he flirted with it so often

    If Rick Perry had starred in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".

    When terrorists see Rick Perry, they change their occupation to terrifiedists

    http://twitter.com/#!/rickperryfacts

    He's the Chuck Norris of politics. Chuck Norris doesn't lose, even against a president.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y"]Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. Wolverine

    Wolverine New Member Past Donor

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    OMG that is awesome!
     
  5. The Provocation

    The Provocation Banned

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    Perry winning the presidency is like a day without sunshine.
     

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