http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...mpossible-to-satirise-tony-abbott?CMP=soc_567 I've been saying it for months. Whenever I read a story on Tony Abbott I have to check the link to make sure it's not satire.
Mate, if you read back through my posts previous to us voting in this moron you will see I said he was a clown, he has done o great job of validating my opinion of him.
No it's not .... Rupert: Tony, looks like you are going to have to get out of bed. Tony: Oh no Rupy, please let me stay in bed with you. Jonesy has already kicked me out of his and Marg is so busy being the patron of the Royal Australian Society of Ironers. Rupert: well you still have Axial Tony: LMAO
and it keeps getting better. Ring ring ring Phone: Hello Abbott: Andrew, I have no one to get into bed with and I am lonely. Rupert has kicked me out of his bed, Alan too, Marge has so much ironing to catch up with. Phone: Click . beep beep beep Abbott: Andrew, hello... Andrew ... hmm must have been cut off.
ring ring ring Phone: Hello Abbott: Axial, I have no one to get into bed with ..... Phone: Click . beep beep beep Ding dong ... ding dong Abbott: Hmmm someone at the door (hangs up phone).......(sound of front door opening) ... Axial! ROFL Now this is satire ROFL
Ding dong ding dong Abbott: That's the door again, be a dear and get it for me, I Don't feel like getting out of bed. Axial: No worries Tony, anything for you. Piter patter piter pater ...click ... creek. Axial: Adultmale, what are you doing here? Adultmale: I have come to get into bed with Tony. Tony: Hi AM, hop in. AM: Um I'm a little worried about those pink lycra PJs. Ton: No problem, I'll take them off. I have the budgie smuglers on underneith. Axial: Yes AM: Hmm you really are a mans man. Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom for 10 or 15 minutes.
Ring ring ring ring Abbott: Hello. Phone: Tonee my loyal and faithful servant. Tony: (FLICK its Liz. Err um good evening marm. HRH: Tony, I believe you want to give my husband one? Abbott: A knighthoood, yes marm. HRH: (Muffled) A knighthood, its a knighthood he wants to give you. Oh OK then, are you sure that's all you want to give him? Its OK you know, he is Greek. Abbott: Yes marm I'm sure. HRH: OK then, good knight. Abbott: My God, she was touching her phone and I was touching mine ... phone. Now I have to go to thebathroom for 10 or 16 minutes. Marg : (from ironing room) One or two. Tops.
