It's time to clear this up here on PJ.....I AM GOD

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    Yes, Supreme Being, Creator of the Universe....Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, Elohim, Adonai, Brahman, Baha, Waheguru, Ahura Mazda, yada, yada, yada (that's not a "Seinfeld" reference...the entire Andromeda Galaxy worships me under the name "yada, yada, yada"....but you guys won't find that out until the 27th Century)

    Truth is....I enjoy blogging. Kinda fun. As for my nick...I'm also a big fan of The Boss (ironic, huh?) Bruce Springsteen and "Star Trek" (Roddenberry got it mostly right...except that Vulcans actually are 7-legged creatures that look like a cross between a Snickers bar and an anaconda).


    Oh, and yes....I CAN make a rock so big that even I can't pick it up. And yes, Jesus was my son....just like Hercules and Isokelekel were. And no, I didn't kick Lucifer out of Heaven for "rebelling"...I got tired of him eating all the stuff in the fridge and never re-stocking it, and never paying his share of the rent.

    (Don't ask who we pay rent to in Heaven....it would blow your mind. I mean that literally...I told a Buddhist monk in Lhasa once back in the 7th Century and they were cleaning off bits of his skull from the monastery walls for a month.)
     

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