Jeff Allen, When an Atheist Gets Stumped by a Christian

DennisTate · Jul 14, 2023

I just happened to run into this on Facebook.....
and I decided to find this on youtube because Jeff Allen is truly funny...... and offers some great insights on life.... and on going through a positive transformation!

Jeff was truly trying to become a better person..... and he went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting...... because he so wanted to begin to treat his wife and family better!!!!

When An Atheist Gets Stumped By A Christian | Jeff Allen

13,315 views Oct 28, 2022
Comedian Jeff Allen on when an Atheist gets stumped by a Christian... Jeff Allen – as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros.
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FreshAir · Jul 14, 2023

if it keeps him off alcohol, more power to him

like telling kids to be good, cause Santa keeps a list, if it keeps them good, more power to them

DennisTate · Jul 15, 2023

FreshAir said: ↑

if it keeps him off alcohol, more power to him

like telling kids to be good, cause Santa keeps a list, if it keeps them good, more power to them
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He talks more about his wife in this seventeen minute video......
she is obviously the major inspiration for him to begin to study the Bible and change his approach to life.....

He describes himself as angry, bitter, jaded and not a nice man......
until he met the other comedian on the golf course who was a Christian...... and wealthy...... and did comedy for the fun of doing comedy........

Why You Can't 'Deal With Your Life' | Jeff Allen

Jeff Allen began with reading the Bible.... I personally would suggest reading a near death experience account or two or three first.... and then the entire Bible will make more sense.... I personally now understand the Bible in a whole new way due to these NDE accounts. They are all unique.... because the Being of Light of NDE fame who reviews our lives with us...... created us and formed us..... and meets us wherever we are at spiritually......

https://near-death.com/christian-andreason-nde/

h. Who goes to heaven?
In the end … believe it or not (sigh of relief), everyone gets to come home! Heaven is a place of ultimate LOVE. When we have learned how to become individuals that base our entire existence and consciousness around manifesting LOVE, we then become capable of entering the domain of the higher Realms of Heaven. If we do not practice Love, we can only go so far and we will be made to incarnate somewhere out there in God’s super Universe again and again (unlimited times) until we learn.
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This is true... once an infinite number of Ezekiel chapter thirty seven events are factored into the equation.... this plan to save everybody can be understood.... which gives us a different motivation than if we only know about "many called, few chosen".... and then there is some sort of scary afterlife environment????!

DennisTate · Jul 15, 2023

In this video he goes into more details on his sons....
and why he gave up on teaching his son to drive.....

He got nearly two million views on this performance......

1,874,238 views Jan 24, 2019
Jeff Allen Bananas Comedy Performance (2 of 2)
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btthegreat · Jul 15, 2023

I am not going to spend hours and hours and days and days studying every religious tome and faith before deciding not to believe in dieties. Its not that interesting a topic to me. The Bible is pretty damn tedious going, without an ounce of humor in there for relief. Its the theists marketing their God and their religion, who have the affirmative propositions to prove.

I am now at the stage where I will give proslytizers between 15 minutes to half an hour if I have nothing better to do. Sometimes they have a sense of humor to lighten the load.

DennisTate · Jul 15, 2023

This routine is only about two years old......

he talks a lot about his wife who is trying to talk him into being more healthy......

665,000 views so far.......

Honor Your Wife. Jeff Allen - Full Special

665,958 views Feb 16, 2021
Honor Your Wife is a code that Jeff Allen tries to live by, especially in the stories from his second full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you have ADD or your wife is sweating through menopause these stories in Jeff Allen's full Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. If you enjoyed this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jeff Allen, be sure to check out the links below for even more Dry Bar Comedians you might enjoy!
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DennisTate · Jul 15, 2023

btthegreat said: ↑

I am not going to spend hours and hours and days and days studying every religious tome and faith before deciding not to believe in dieties. Its not that interesting a topic to me. The Bible is pretty damn tedious going, without an ounce of humor in there for relief. Its the theists marketing their God and their religion, who have the affirmative propositions to prove.

I am now at the stage where I will give proslytizers between 15 minutes to half an hour if I have nothing better to do. Sometimes they have a sense of humor to lighten the load.
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I would suggest listening to a book that verifies that our lives are fully and totally recorded......

and for infinite time in the future our grandchildren..... and eventually our children and our wife...... and girlfriends will want to do something like a Vulcan Mind Meld with us which will result in them having full understanding of our lives......
which is not exactly what happens here in this realm is it?????

Even the Outer Darkness of Heaven....
is full of Humble People..... who are radically transformed from how any of us are here in this realm.....

http://64.71.77.248/fq-protestant/tfq-en.html

Rick Joyner.. The Final Quest.....
half way down this page.....

"There is an aristocracy here. The rewards for our earthly lives are the eternal positions that we have here. This great multitude here are those whom the Lord called 'foolish virgins.' We knew the Lord, and trusted in His cross for deliverance from damnation, but we did not really live for Him, but for ourselves. We did not keep our vessels filled with the oil of the Holy Spirit. We have eternal life, but we wasted our lives on earth."

I was really surprised by this, but I also knew that no one could lie in that place.

"The foolish virgins gnashed their teeth in the outer darkness," I protested.

"And that we did. The grief that we experienced when we understood how we had so wasted our lives was beyond any grief possible on earth. The darkness of that grief can only be understood by those who have experienced it. Such darkness is magnified when it is revealed next to the glory of the One we failed. You are standing now among the lowest rank in heaven. There are no greater fools than the ones who know the great salvation of God, but then go on living for themselves. To come here and learn the reality of that folly is a grief beyond what an earthly soul can experience. We are those who suffered this outer darkness because of this greatest of follies."

I was still incredulous. "But you are more glorious and full of more joy and peace than I even imagined, even for those in heaven. I do not feel any remorse in you, and yet I know that here you cannot lie. This does not make sense to me."

Looking me straight in the eyes, he continued, "The Lord also loves us with a love greater than you can yet understand. Before His judgment seat I tasted the greatest darkness of soul and remorse that can be experienced. Though here we do not measure time as you do, it seemed to last for as long as my life on earth had lasted. All of my sins and follies which I had not repented of passed before me, and before all who are here. The grief of this you cannot understand until you have experienced it. I felt that I was in the deepest dungeon of hell, even as I stood before the Lord. He was resolute until my life had been completely reviewed. When I said I was sorry and asked for the mercy of His cross, He wiped away my tears and took away the great darkness. He looked at me with a love that was beyond anything that you can now understand. He gave me this robe. I no longer feel the darkness or bitterness that I knew as I stood before Him, but I remember it. Only here can you remember such things without continuing to feel the pain. A moment in the lowest part of heaven is much greater than a thousand years of the highest life on earth. Now my mourning at my folly has been turned into joy, and I know that I will know joy forever, even if I am in the lowest place in heaven."

I began to think again of the treasures of salvation. Somehow I knew that all that this man had told me was revealed by those treasures. Every step I had taken up the mountain, or into it, had revealed that His ways are both more fearful and more wonderful than I had known before.

Looking at me intently, my former acquaintance continued. "You are not here to understand, but to experience. The next level of rank here is many times greater than what we have. Each level after is that much greater than the previous one. It is not just that each level has an even more glorious spiritual body, but that each level is closer to the throne where all of the glory comes from. Even so, I no longer feel the grief of my failure. I really deserve nothing. I am here by grace alone, and I am so thankful for what I have. He is so worthy to be loved. I could be doing many wondrous things now in the different realms of heaven, but I would rather stay here and just behold the glory, even if I am on the outer fringes."

Then, with a distant look in his eyes, he added, "Everyone in heaven is now in this room to watch His great mystery unfold, and to watch those of you who will fight the last battle." "Can you see Him from here?" I asked. "I see His glory far away, but I cannot see Him."

"I can see many times better than you can," he answered. "And yes, I can see Him, and all that He is doing, even from here. I can also hear Him. I can also behold the earth. He gave us all that power. We are the great cloud of witnesses who are beholding you."

He departed back into the ranks and I began walking again, trying to understand all that he had said to me. As I looked over the great host that he had said were the foolish virgins, the ones who had spiritually slept away their life on earth, I knew that if any one of them appeared on earth now that they would be worshiped as gods, and yet they were the very least of those who were here!

I then began to think of all of the time that I had wasted in my life. It was such an overwhelming thought that I stopped. Then parts of my life began to pass before me. I began to experience a terrible grief over this one sin. I too had been one of the greatest of fools! I may have kept more oil in my lamp than others, but now I knew how foolish I had been to measure what was required of me by how others were doing. I, too, was one of the foolish virgins!

Just when I thought I would collapse under the weight of this terrible discovery, a man who I had known and esteemed as one of the great men of God I had known, came forward to steady me. Somehow his touch revived me. He then greeted me warmly. He was a man that I had wanted to be discipled by. I had met him, but we did not get along well. Like a number of others I had tried to get close enough to learn from, I was an irritation to him and he finally asked me to leave. For years I had felt guilty about this, feeling that I had missed a great opportunity because of some flaw in my character. Even though I had put it out of my mind, I still carried the weight of this failure. When I saw him it all surfaced, and a sick feeling came over me. Now he was so regal that I felt even more repulsive and embarrassed by my poor state. I wanted to hide but there was no way I could avoid him here. To my surprise, his warmth toward me was so genuine that he quickly put me at ease. There did not seem to be any barriers between us. In fact, the love I felt coming from him almost completely took away my self-consciousness.

"I have waited eagerly for this meeting," he said.

"You were waiting for me?" I asked. "Why?"

"You are just one of many that I am waiting for. I did not understand until my judgment that you were one that I was called to help, to even disciple, but I rejected you."

"Sir," I protested. "It would have been a great honor to be discipled by you, and I am very thankful for the time that I did have with you, but I was so arrogant I deserved your rejection. I know that my rebellion and pride has kept me from ever having a real spiritual father. This was not your fault, but mine."

"It is true that you were prideful, but that is not why I was offended with you. I was offended because of my insecurity, which made me want to control everyone around me. I was offended that you would not accept everything that I said without questioning it. I then started to look for anything that was wrong with you to justify my rejection. I began to feel that if I could not control you that you would one day embarrass me and my ministry. I esteemed my ministry more than I did the people for whom it was given to me, so I drove many like you away," he said.

With a genuineness that is unknown in the realms of earth, he continued, "All children are rebellious, and think that the world revolves around them. That is why they need parents to raise them. Almost every child will at times bring reproach on his family, but he is still a part of the family. I turned away many of God's own children that he had entrusted to me for getting them safely to maturity. I failed with most of them. Most of them suffered terrible wounds and failures that I could have helped them to avoid. Many of them are now prisoners of the enemy. I built a large organization, and had considerable influence in the church, but the greatest gifts that the Lord trusted to me were the ones who were sent to me for discipline, many of whom I rejected. Had I not been so self-centered and concerned with my own reputation I would be a king here. I was called to one of the highest thrones. All that you have and will accomplish would have been in my heavenly account as well. Instead, much of what I gave my attention to was of very little true eternal significance. What looks good on earth looks very different here. What will make you a king on earth will often be a stumbling block to keep you from being a king here. What will make you a king here is lowly and un-esteemed on earth. Will you forgive me?"

"Of course," I said, quite embarrassed. "But I, too, am in need of your forgiveness. I still think that it was my awkwardness and rebellion that made it difficult for you."

"It is true that you were not perfect, and I discerned some of your problems rightly, but that is never cause for rejection," he replied. "The Lord did not reject the world when I saw its failures. He did not reject me when He saw my sin. He laid down His life for us. It is always the greater who must lay down his life for the lesser. I was more mature. I had more authority than you, but I became like one of the goats in the parable; I rejected the Lord by rejecting you and the others that He sent to me."

As he talked, his words were striking me deeply. I, too, was guilty of everything that he was relenting of. Many young men and women who I had brushed off as not being important enough for my time were now passing through my mind. How desperately I wanted to return now and gather them together! This grief that I began to feel was even worse than I had felt about wasting time. I had wasted people! Now many of these were prisoners of the enemy, wounded and captured during the battle on the mountain. This whole battle was for people, and yet people were often regarded as the least important. We will fight for truths more than for the people for whom they are given. We will fight for ministries while running roughshod over the people in them. "And many people think of me as a spiritual leader! I am truly the least of the saints," I thought to myself.

"I understand how you feel," remarked another man I recognized as one I considered one of the greatest Christian leaders of all time. "Paul the apostle said near the end of his life that he was the least of the saints. Then just before his death he even called himself 'the greatest of sinners.' Had he not learned that in his life on earth he, too, would have been in jeopardy of being one of the least of the saints in heaven. Because he learned it on earth he is now one of those closest to the Lord, and will be one of the highest in rank for all of eternity."
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Dante was really onto something to call these lives of ours..... The Divine Comedy!

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