Thursday evening, immigration officials confirmed that they had indeed deported our Lord and Savior. According to one official, "The fact that He made proper documentation appear before our very eyes does not mean that He is a legal citizen of the United States." In 1976, Jesus Christ moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma and had been living there ever since, according to officials. A spokesman of the Almighty confirmed the deportation, saying "It is unfortunate that the man who died for all our sins can't even stay in the country of his choice. We're going through the appropriate channels to rectify the situation." President Obama has been quiet on the issue so far, but political analysts suggest that deporting the Son of God may hurt him in the general election. Despite the deportation, immigration officials remain vigilent. As one emphasized, "Despite deporting him back to the Holy Land, he could walk across the Atlantic Ocean back into the United States."
Nobody in the US has ever read anything about him anyway. They stick to the Old Testament and Revelations. It is easier.
I feel the civic duty to point this out. You're aware that Maynard despises people that kiss his ass, right? He mocks and ridicules those who put him on a pedistal.
Yes, its all in the satire. He wishes his ideas to be recognized, however he does not to be recognized in the same matter. It is difficult to describe his ideas without attributing the ideas to him personally. Hence the sense of the worship of him personally, however it is simply my recognition and great respect of his ideas.
he made a habit of peaching to those that needed preaching to. the ones that needed help, but not yet beyond salvation. that's why he wouldn't bother with the EU.
