(Posted from a secret bunker) Yes, folks, you heard it here first. John Boehner has been secretly living a double life. I was doing perfectly innocent research, looking for reference images for my drawing, when suddenly, it hit me. Boehner looks just like The Smoking Man from the X Files! The proof: See? I'm not crazy! Suddenly, it all makes sense! How could I have been so blind? All the hatred of Obama has nothing to do with racism - it's an alien conspiracy!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make preparations before the alien assassins find me. (Please note: This is posted on the Humor board; it is a joke - do not take this seriously!)
You know something? Yeah, I can see that! Personally I miss the days when the Mainstream Media used to point out that Boehner's permanent suntan looked suspiciously orange-hued and out-of-a-squeeze-tube in nature and so some wag coined the term 'the Orange Man' in reference to him. Then there was the time early on when the man cried on national television over some issue or the other, and for a while (on political forums if nowhere else) he was called 'the Crying Man'. Sigh . . . good times. Good times . . .
