Well, sort of. It was the receptionist from my dentist who wanted to arrange a new appointment. "How about 11 am on 15 May," She suggested. "How about sod off," I replied. "I am buggered if I am going anywhere before noon." " Meshugganah, " She replied." You are sleeping your life away." Great I thought, not only will her mates drill holes in my head and charge accordingly, they throw in lectures on lifestyle as well. We agreed on 2.00pm which should give them time to water the cocaine.