To the tune of the Helen Reddy version of I am Woman: I am something. I'm not sure. I'm not honest. I'm not pure, But I'll be on the highest court in the laaaand. There's no limits, no tenure, There for life or good behavior Despite many things I don't understand Oh Yes I avoid Any questions you might ask. My life won't be destroyed, And I'm up to the task. Put me in So I can change some laws. I'm Ketanji! Won't tell my philosophy; Won't give an apology; Just keep my cool and tell you I don't knowwww What's a woman? What's a man? I won't say; don't think you can "cause we both have a long long way to goooo. (Repeat chorus) So just put me on the court. I don't need GOP support, 'Cause 48 beats 50 every tiiime. I defended terrorists, Kept perverts off those lists, And someday hope I can make it not a crime. (Repeat chorus)
