Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels

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  1. Denizen

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    Kim is playing Donald Trump like a fiddle. Snap your fingers for a photo opportunity and lo and behold there is The Donald.

    Perhaps Kim should write a book on how to outplay the world's best deal-maker. He's off to a good start with zipping Donald's lips and getting some rational discussion going.

    But, wait a minute, Kim is tapping Donald for a piece of Stormy.

    Kim has seen Stormy pulling Donald's chain and he needs some of her expertise.

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...he-is-just-using-trump-to-meet-stormy-daniels

     
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    Cool! And thanks for the Saturday morning chuckle.....:D
     
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    maybe reminds me of a song :rock_slayer:
     
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    ok now i see what trump seen in her, shes starting to grow on me too i like camo :razz:[​IMG]
     
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    she needs a [​IMG] a ak 47 the ar 15 kinda wimpy looking thier
     
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    You actually believe this or is this a joke?
     
  7. trucker

    trucker Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    stormy was a storm trooper for trumps military fantasy :popcorn:
     
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    Sound like something one would see in MSM. Except they would not be joking.
     
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    Un can get way better looking than Stormy in his part of the world. Way, way better.

    And likely without AIDS, cooties, and anal fistulas.
     
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    WTf is that her here LOL video time 4:17
     
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    Andy tries too hard.
     
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    i dont know what trump sees in the biker sl*t only truckers like me like that look :cowboy: LOL![​IMG]
     
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    we have a song update folks :shock:
     
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    More unnamed unidentified anonymous sources.

    Why do you alt-lefties keep pushing this fake news????
     
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    But they have tapeworms!
     
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    You see the source says humor right?
     
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    and with that line he effectively turned the POTUS into a pimp... devious little man
     
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    How does this pass as a current event?
     
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    LOL! As if Dennis Rodman could not hook Kim Jong Un with porn stars.....
     
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    If you read the article you would have seen that it was satire. Donald Trump has built a tower in your mind.
     
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    Ex-lax
     
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    Love triangle. Stormy and Kim vying for Donald's love.
     
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    It's good to be the king!
     
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    Pretty sad Rodman is Trump's frontman to open the window to North Korea. Trump needs to bring Stormy Faniels to sing Happy Birthday to Kim Dung UN.
     
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    Especially The Lying King!
     

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