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Lamest Arguments Against Marriage Equality

Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by lizarddust, Jan 9, 2014.

  1. lizarddust

    lizarddust Well-Known Member

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    I have a mate who believes Australia will depopulate if gays are legally allowed to marry because gays can't have children. And the same guy also believes HIV will increase.

    List some of the lamest arguments you've heard. Should be fun.
     
    lizarddust, Jan 9, 2014
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    TCassa89 Well-Known Member

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    if that be the case, then it shouldn't be same sex marriage that he wants to outlaw, but homosexuality as a whole


    ...prohibiting same sex marriage does not prevent homosexuality
     
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  3. LibertarianFTW

    LibertarianFTW Well-Known Member

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    "God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve"
     
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  4. Nightmare515

    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    Damnit you beat me to it.
     
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  5. LibertarianFTW

    LibertarianFTW Well-Known Member

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    haha sorry :p
     
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    "Look what happened to Sodom & Gommorah!"
     
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  7. Nightmare515

    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    "Whats next? Beastiality?"

    Because allowing 2 grown consenting human beings to marry will somehow give a good chunk of the population the sudden urge to want to (*)(*)(*)(*) Fido.
     
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  8. LibertarianFTW

    LibertarianFTW Well-Known Member

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    Wait... is that something that's frowned upon?
     
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  9. Nightmare515

    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    Well when I was seriously bored one night I was googling random stuff and I came across an article that had to do with "guilty pleasures".

    It had the usual stuff, men who like romance movies, men who like wine over beer, etc. What surprised me was when it said that an anonymous poll showed that 1 in 5 people have had sexual thoughts about an animal....

    So to answer your question...I guess not lol...
     
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    The whole slippery-slope argument is laughable, really. Marriages are essentially contracts. Contracts require all parties to be of legal age. Plus, animals do not have the ability to consent to contracts.
     
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    lizarddust Well-Known Member

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    I don't mind the odd "chic flick". If you are keen on a gal take her to a romantic comedy and show her your 'feminine' side. It works. As for wine, I probably drink more wine than beer, although I do love a cold one on a hot day. As for sexual thoughts about animals, no. But I have dated women in my younger days who were less than human ;)
     
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    LOL that's weird
     
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    One argument I've heard is that marriage is a Christian institution and the Bible says homosexuality is an abomination.
     
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  14. Nightmare515

    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    BS, I can give my dog a bag of beef jerky smothered in peanut butter and his ass will consent to anything lol.
     
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    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    Forget weird that is just....creepy.

    I have more than five neighbors so hmmm....statistics show....

    No wonder that old guys damn weiner dog is always howling so loud at night. lol
     
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    Conservatives enjoy taking on the best arguments.

    Liberals...not so much.
     
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    Ill do a chick flick as long as I bring the flask with me. Or 4. I can't do wine, I was taken on a date to a wine tasting thing once and my simple brain just couldn't understand why or how the hell I could drink a liquid and it immediately dried my mouth out worse than chewing on cotton balls. Gave it up after that.

    I don't know you, you don't know me, and you likely never will. But I can with 100% certainty say that I have never even remotely thought about screwing the family cat lol.
     
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