Lauren Bobert to become grandmother at 36

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  1. Arkanis

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    His party affiliations didn't seem to bother her when she had her hand in his pants.
     
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    HObert just can't bring herself to publicly apologize to the pregnant woman sitting behind her who asked her to stop vaping then HO had the audacity to accuse the woman of being a sad, miserable person.
     
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    That's cause Missy Ho lives by the Biblical words of "hate the sin (being a Dem) but not the sinner".
    :roflol:
     
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    Oh Lord. I have to retract my previous opinion on the value of this thread now…..
     
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    Lauren Bobert to become grandmother at 36 ...
    ... and unemployed in 24. :fingerscrossed:
     
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    In HObert's defense, the Texas Youth founder can't be taken seriously if Don jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle are his choices to represent Christian Values to kids.


    Lauren Boebert REMOVED from Texas Youth Summit's ...
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    13 hours ago — Rep. Lauren Boebert has been removed from the Texas Youth Summit's speakers list after video footage showed her vaping and fondling her beau ...


    Texas Youth Summit Scrubs Lauren Boebert from Speaker ...
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    18 hours ago — After MeidasTouch broke the addition of Lauren Boebert, the Texas Youth Summit quietly removed Lauren Boebert from the lineup and deleted all ...
     
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    Checking party affiliation should have been HIS first instinct...

    THAT was first date behavior??? What happens on a Boebert second date??

    I'm picturing this line from Jack in Cocoon

    "If this is foreplay I'm a dead man!"
     
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    BimBoBert blows her date while waiting for pizza at Chucky Cheese, with a kids birthday party going on at the next table. :roll:
     
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    must have been a good vape... grandma getting it on at a musical
     
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    17 is a year oild than my grandmother at her wedding and my uncle when he enlisted.

    That's a lie, bordering on libel.

    No

    Correct: Colorado has a Romeo & Juliet law.
     
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    Lauren Boebert's grandchild can take pride in the fact that grandma was all hot to give a first date a handjob at a theater where children were present.

    Just gotta love those family values.

    All that's missing is a little incest and then I would say that good Christian Boebert has all her bases covered and has earned that much sought for groomer badge.
     
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    OMG LOL LOL LOL

    I am dying here.

    Well, not literally.
     
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    Since Beetlejuice is a play on words of the huge sun called "Betelgeuze", in Orion's arm, and since that massive sun been expanding and contracting back and forth, spasming almost uncontrollably, just waiting to eject some hot, liquid massive material in one orgasmic burst into the galaxy in a supernova that will be seen from the Earth one day in the future, I would say that Boebert's attempt at a handjob was very much in line with the constellations.
     
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