Mexico threatens to build ladders and make the US pay for them.

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  1. lemmiwinx

    lemmiwinx Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not going to happen they're just dreaming but I thought is was an interesting concept.

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    that and tunnels is why not to bother with a wall. wall or fence, you'll have to have a rifleman every 1/4 mile, and anti-tunneling dogs and technology. if you have those things, the double fence of razor wire will suffice. All the fence has to do is slow them down so that the riflemen can kill them. First, we have to make it a FELONY to be here without permission. You can be legally shot for attempting to commit a forcible felony. forcing your way across our border will be just that. After we shoot a few score of them and show their bodies on TV, they will stop trying. We also have to enforce the felony statutes against sheltering or employing illegals. At risk of 2 years in a tent city, no job and no housing the illegals WILL leave, and we'll save half a trillion $ a year that we are now wasting on them.
     
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    Years ago, they used to ship the illegals way down to Monterey.
     
  4. lemmiwinx

    lemmiwinx Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Can you imagine the lawyers' offices popping up on the Mexican side where they decide to put the gates?
     
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    Robotic machine gun defenses atop the wall. Next?
     
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    Mexican ladders don't meet OSHA minimum safety standers and should be banned from being imported into the USA.

    Mexican ladders should be treated as a narcotic like heroine.
     
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    I was not able to locate the story where the Mexican President said this.

    For the sake of argument though let's say he said that. He is basically calling for state sponsored illegal activities. Before he could say......we (the government) didn't aid in illegal immigration, but with this comment it implies he would.

    The thing I find the most amusing about Mexico being pissed off about the wall is the way they treat the people further south of them coming into their country.
     
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    All we need are some drones. They will get the message. Maybe give them CA to appease them, then build the wall around CA. Mexico can already decide any vote in CA, for all practical purposes CA is already theirs.
     
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    Real news, fake news...guess it does not matter these days. In Obama's world a man with a penis is a woman...so, in a world where anything goes, it is plausible that Mexicans with or without their prez's blessing will use ladders to gain illegal entry.

    edit: I see this is under the humor section so...
     
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    NOT A PROBLEM!! The regulations on ladder use size and quality was part of the 70% of the Useleaa Anti Business regulations that Trump did away with on day 2 of his reign.
     
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    Werner's is on the list of closing its Juarez, Mexico plant and returning to the USA and making America great again.

    Mexico will soon be out of the ladder business.

    http://www.wernerco.com/docs/us/def...gm6551-1_warehouseprog-20161201.pdf?sfvrsn=10
     
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    I wonder how many Mexicans it takes to scale a ladder anyway? They'd probably fall asleep in their effort to figure out what end of the ladder is "up".
     
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    Oh so the Mexican government is now on record with supporting illegal immigration into our country.

    Well at least we have some honesty from them finally.
     
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    It is 4 or 6 billion only to pay for Texas between Texas and Mexico. :confusion:
     
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    The Mexican president has 1. basically announced a planned invasion of the USA organized by the Mexican government and 2. is acting like a fool. The President's response should be that the added costs of dealing with this will be taken from money sent from the USA by illegals to Mexico.

    Try carrying a 24 foot ladder across a desert sometime. Then all the have to do is jump down on the other side. Unless, of course, the other side has a razor wire 12 foot steel slate fence - so they have to carry a 12 foot ladder up the 24 foot ladder too.

    The result? The USA deports people with ladders and the government is auctioning off a lot of ladders cheap. I can imagine Mexico suing the USA in the world court: "Make the USA give us our ladders back!" :roflol:

    Of course, people who want to destroy the American job market and run wages thru the floor will insist that is no more difficult than just walking across a border.

    What isn't understood by those of such goofy ideas is that the call is NOT built ON the border. A fence just a bit back from the border is at the border. The wall is built a bit back from the border with a patrol road. Anyone past the fence but not to the wall is illegally in the USA. With this, they are taken into custody and sent to a detention center - and their ladders are confiscated and then destroyed. Like I stated, a lot of ladders will be seized.
     
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    Seriously, we also should use natural barriers. Have a hundred foot wide strip between the wall and the inner barrier steel slate fence. Have crown of thorns cacti in that 100 foot strip. Totally maintenance free and great for bees. Exactly NO ONE is getting past 100 feet of crown of thorns. Anyone familiar with it understands THAT is a barrier.

    Before barbed wire, plants with spikes were grown as plants. Bodark trees were grown as long term barriers to cattle and sheep, with lesser faster growing shrubs and cacti used initially. That is why Bodark trees are found in the South. However, most were cut down after barbwire as they are extremely termite and rot resistance. Virtually all old Southern wood homes sit on bodark short posts as a termite barrier.
     
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    So Trump was telling the truth when he said Mexico "was sending" illegals into the USA, not just that they are coming here. I wouldn't be surprised if upon release from a Mexican prison, Mexico's most violent criminals and drug dealers are taken to the easiest places to cross the border and told "don't come back to Mexico. If you do we will kill you."

    Years ago, Northern states such as Michigan and Illinois would buy bad-dudes a one-way ticket to Texas or California, advising them they would be arrested for the warrants they have if they ever come back, but they won't seek extradiction from other states if they stay away. This was became quite a scandal way back. They did the same with mentally ill people too - put them on a bus with a one way ticket and $20 in their pocket.
     
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    I will maybe a war outside USA across sea then creater a war size then take us to foreign land and start that war I want and commando US leader Clinton or Pence if we build that wall maybe are Warren next US president. Only prefer war at home with Warren's domestic business. I have this eye with Warren's US president situation she is only a domestic president. Her policy are to leave Afghanistan war since 2011-2013. She will not war against terrorism.
     
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    :machinegun:

    I can see the commercial: "This is your brain on ladders."

    Yes he is. It's good that his position is finally out in the open.

    Yes. It's refreshing.

    I have to admit, my initial reaction to this was "Hmmm, proof positive that Trump is a brilliant negotiator. How much is the wall that Mexico is purchasing? And how much are the ladders that the United States is purchasing? See, a win for the U.S. :flagus:
     
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    Actually not a win to USA by illegal latinos. They never vote Pence next elections.
     
  21. lemmiwinx

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    Now now remember this is the humor section.
     
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    What I said wasn't funny? :frown:
     
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    $500 billion a year? Please let me know how you are coming up with that figure because Donald Trump himself, only estimated about $113 billion a year back in August, 2016 and even that has been shown to be inflated.

    Now I did some calculations too. Let's see... 2,000 miles of border being watched every 1/4 mile... that equals 8,000 people. Now, times that by 24 hours and 365 days a year at $7.25 (U.S minimum wage) and that comes up to $508,080,000 a year, just for wages. Add in cost of equipment, uniforms, training, and other infrastructure (plus the fact that states like California have a much higher minimum wage than the U.S. minimum) a billion dollars a year does not sound too far off. I don't know how much it costs per year to incarcerate someone or how many people would actually be put in jail for being here illegally, so I can't come up with that figure.

    Of course, none of this matters, because as soon as the 6:00 news starts showing bodies of families, massacred by American snipers, the American public will be so outraged, that the mobs coming after Trump will make this...

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    Look like this...

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    The cartels will build the ladder, or submarine, or blackmail, or hitmen, or whatever it takes to defeat the wall, and make American drug addicts pay for it, who will make homeowners pay for it with burglary.

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    If only. The Trump supporters will say that the images were photoshopped by the corrupt media to smear Trump. And people will actually believe it, because they're that retarded.
     
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    Just kidding - somebody recently reminded me I was in the humor section when I made a snide remark about liberals. They love to dish it out but they can't take anything back.
     

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