Michele Bachmann actually a time-traveling Puritan, CNN confirms

CNN confirmed last week that Michele Bachman was a time-traveling woman from Pritan-era North America. According to political analysts, that would explain some of her social views. Her poll ratings have begun to decline after it was confimed that she was born in Massachusetts and not the home of infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

 

She's kind of scary.

I wouldn't trust her with the nuclear trigger.

 

We should make her dictator. She would fix everything.

 

Isn't that why he lost --the people did not want him to "fix" it.