Moving to the US

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  1. CharlieChalk

    CharlieChalk Banned

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    I would quite like to move to America in the next 5 years, but have absolutely no idea whatsoever how to go about this. I have a degree if that helps. Does anyone have any suggestions or any really top quality job offers they'd care to share ?
     
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    taco bell has openings for taco makers pays 8.75 an hour
     
  3. CharlieChalk

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    awesome do you think they'd take me ? I don't have any experience of making tacos but am a keen learner
     
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    first you need to speak the language

    CHIPS come in bags and are not hot. They are thin slices of potato quick fried and then tossed into bags and then crushed at the grocery store so all you get are crumbs by the time you open them at home. French Fries are fried potatoes in the shape of sticks or even small waffles.

    A boot goes on your foot

    football is played with the hands by men who could not run for 90 straight minutes

    pitch is done by a pitcher in baseball and is not grass, or dirt with rocks sticking up

    kit is something in entirety which requires assembly, it's not clothing

    we maximiZe profits not maximiSe. We bring our ships into the harbor not the harbour. The water is the color blue vs the colour blue

    you will need to learn to speak American and not that funny language you speak.

    Oh, and never ever use the word f-a-g no matter how badly you crave a cigarette
     
  5. CharlieChalk

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    if pants are trousers though what do you call pants ?
     
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    Move to Mexico...it's safer than America.
     
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    if you dont like taco bell because making tacos is too hard for you try Mc Donalds..you will start out flipping fries and in about three years you might get a promotion the burger flipper..pays 10 cents an hour more...then in another 5 years might make in to restroom cleaner upper
     
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    do fries really need flipping ? couldn't you just shake them about a bit ?
     
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    by reading your post you are too smart for those jobs..best to apply for congress...but run as a democrat..they are the party of the mentally challenged
     
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    Ржунимагу. I mean that is very serious thread.
     
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    Why Mexico is safer than America?
     
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    he was watching dora the explorer and mexico looks like a nice place to be
     
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    Ржунимагу is Russian for LOL? What is LMFAO then?

    (somethin new every day...)

    OP what is your degree in?
     
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    its in politics and international relations
     
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    Yes you are right. You revealed my secret. LOL
    LMFAO to translate in russian as "Пиздец как смешно" - Pizdetz kak smeshno.
    Vulgar word Pizdets is meaning the balance on the edge .
    Because in Russia rarely thinks of its ass, except gays of course.
    Therefore LMFAO so rarely used on Russian forums.
    That is why LMFAO translate as Pizdetz kak smeshno .
     
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    glad you cleared that up I was getting confused
     
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    Why do you want to move to the US?
     
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    A man or woman with a British accent...or any accent as long as it can be easily understood....excels in sales as it is hard to slam the door on someone who speaks in a charming accent.
     
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    Scotland's freezing cold in winter you just want to stay in bed for 6 months, so I want somewhere warmer but where they speak English, Canada too cold so its really Australia or America
     
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    hmmm door to door sales isn't much to aspire to really though and they wouldn't give me a visa for that
     
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    Love Scotland, better yet Single Malt Scotch. :) Had to laugh though, Laphroaig wanted 1000 pounds for a 40 year at the distillery but it was 400 pounds at the air port duty free store. I did get a dram for $60 USD though in a pub (shared among about 8 people).

    Come on over, lots of places to choose from to live. You want warm and exotic try New Orleans but after an afternoon when the sun warms up the streets in the Quarter, wear nose plugs. LOL
     
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    but with global warming next year scotland will be in 80s and 90s all year long..wont rain ..no snow or ice..just beautiful warm weather and just relax on the beach all year long..
     
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    door to door? Is that even done anywhere any more?

    [video=youtube;raKjDI4umiQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKjDI4umiQ[/video]
     
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    Business to business sales and industry sales can be lucrative and a great stepping point. Most executive positions started with someone in sales. And selling yourself comes easier with a background of selling something.

    Good luck!!! Hope you go where your heart desires.
     
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    As compared to the republicans experiencing cognitive dissonance and still calling it faith.

    Have you noticed that the wealthier our politicians get, the more mediocre their public policies become, contrary rational choice theory that suggests they should be able to purchase the best solutions money can buy, with a printing press at an official Mint, for that purpose.
     

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