Next GOP Presidential cadidate?

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  1. montra

    montra New Member

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    I don't know who the next GOP presidential candidate will get nominated, but I can already tell you a few things about him or her that we will learn about them from the press.

    1. He/she/it will be a racist

    2. He/she/it will hate poor people

    3. He/she/it will be in the back pockets of Big Oil.

    4. He/she/it will be a warmonger and will need to bring the troops home.

    5. He/she/it will be stupid and/or unenlightened.

    6. He/she/it will hate science.

    7. He/she/it will be owned by the Christian right and make policy based on what God wants them to do.

    I just thought I would save you all some time reading about this stuff before it happens. :)
     

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