obama birth certificate media malpractice scandal and more to come.....

What shall we do with a crazy birther?

By Dr. Conspiracy on September 19, 2012in Birthers, Contests, Foolery


Today is September 19, International Talk Like a Pirate Day1, arrrrrr. And so mateys, in recognition of that day I introduce a nautical-themed contest, to come up with the best one-line answer to the question:


What shall we do with a crazy birther,
What shall we do with a crazy birther,
What shall we do with a crazy birther,
Early in the mornin’?

The tune is from the song “What shall we do with a drunken sailor” as heard in the video below. The Wikipedia article has many answers to the drunken sailor question. What’s your solution for a crazy birther?

My entry is:
Strap him in a chair at Orly’s office.

Arrrrrr



see, this sounds more like hate to me. class act.

 

How is that a mistake? It's not a mistake - birthers have shown such a detachment from reality they don't know when they are being ridiculed unless you tell them.

Not really, I respect the people I work with, unlike birthers.

LOL... The topic? More and more popular? You're delusional. A quick Google Analytics check will show you that searches for "Obama birth certificate" have declined constantly since 2008, with a brief spike in 2011 after he released the "long" copy. What evidence can you present showing the issue is becoming "more and more popular"?

It's pretty obvious where we would be, since Romney released the same type of birth certificate Obama released in 2008, and birthers didn't so much as sniff at it. Gee, I wonder why that is? Can you think of any differences between the two men that might lead to birthers attacking one but not the other?

 

here's to the next "brief spike". maybe it won't come up again. i'm sure you have nothing to worry about with this guy.

 

[video=youtube;gImNSwk0Ta0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gImNSwk0Ta0&feature=player_embedded#![/video]

 

» Chicago's 2.7 million residents make up only about 21 percent of the state of Illinois' population of nearly 13 million. Yet the city and its suburbs have accounted for 84 percent of the state's public corruption convictions in federal courts since 1976, according to a study released earlier this year by the University of Illinois at Chicago.

 

Chicago, a city of hope -
With more die-hard fans than the pope.
Though the Cubs always lose,
and Old Style's our booze,
at least we have Oprah to cope.

 

hog butcher to the world. wild onion...

 

The media isn't reporting about the war in Afghanistan either.

 

these are from the premiere antibirther site on the internet: http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/09/what-shall-we-do-with-a-crazy-birther/


The Magic MSeptember 20, 2012 at 5:11 am (Quote)#
This reminds me how we sang a spoof German version of the song back in school.

For example “hooray and up she rises” was changed to the phonetically equal “Hure auf Abschiedsreise” (“whore on her farewell tour&#8221.
Dysentery is in their blood
Dysentery is in their blood
Dysentery is in their blood
No toilet or TP to be found



Bill DuBergerSeptember 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm (Quote)#
(2nd verse)
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Orly will be mourning…


Paul PienieznySeptember 19, 2012 at 11:22 am (Quote)#
Tie him to a swift boat till he wakes up
(reference to dr. corsi)



mishaSeptember 19, 2012 at 10:18 am (Quote)#
foreigner: am besten einfach gar nicht ignorieren
Hak mir nit in kopf!

roadburnerSeptember 19, 2012 at 9:10 am (Quote)#
beat him round the head with a book by vattel




Squeeky Fromm, Girl ReporterSeptember 19, 2012 at 5:08 am (Quote)#
Steal his IPad and his wallet
Steal his Ipad and his wallet
Steal his Ipad and his wallet
Ear-li in the morning!

Use it to make a threat at the White House
Use it to make a threat at the White House
Use it to make a threat at the White House
Ear-li in the morning!

Use his card to buy some ammo
Use his card to buy some ammo
Use his card to buy some ammo
Ear-li in the morning!


i thought squeaky fromm was still in jail for trying to kill president ford... maybe she is.

these people are so clever, but i wonder if they know dr. orly taitz is a moldavian jew. all of this hate and harrassment focused on here, and now speaking in german and intimating violence. i don't think this helps the antibirther cause. i wonder how it would be perceived if orly was going after george bush, john mccain or mitt romney. to me this seems churlish with a tinge of antisemitic. i did get a little bit of doc's race baiting when i was a member of his forum as beradine ayers.

i don't agree or appreciate their sentiment, but i'm glad we have free speech to make their voice heard. the funny part is how pious and serious the wish to be seen as, while at the same time, they chatter like this.

that's better than arresting the videomaker that set the middle east on fire in the middle of the night, which is not a good precedent. i'm not sure if kevin davidson is a jew or not. either way this doesn't appear to me as a single standard. i'm guessing that some of doc's club taking shots at orly are not jewish. this is another red flag of character bashing and discounting of free speech by those who don't agree, by those same people who so insincerely defend.
hey, your hypocritical shoes are untied...

 

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/california-woman-continues-her-noble-quest-keep-obama-ballot

 

http://kingwoodunderground.com/topic.jsp?s=40&topicId=11742506

 

sfj and suranis and even you rahlwong... looks as if fragile fogbow frankie is long gone. he hates those two questions i keep asking. the pressure's on boys.

 

lol, what two questions?

 

why they couldn't reproduce the pdf as a simple scan (he and doc conmanspiracy), why does ap have a "high resolution copy", and was he at the terry lakin trial... i guess that's three questions.

why can't we see the original certificate in the secret vault in hawaii, that's a question for the entire chicago machine.

why can't virginia sunahara's brother see his sister's birth certificate if he has a direct (tangible) interest.

see, now they're not just blocking obama's, now obama is directly blocking an average citizen from access, that hinderance changes the game considerably.

there has to be a reason why.

http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/sheriff-joes-lead-investigator-hawaii.html

In Honolulu, Zullo worked closely with local contacts, including Duncan Sunahara, the brother of Virginia Sunahara, an infant child born in Hawaii Aug. 4, 1961, the same day Obama was born, and died the next day.

As WND reported, Virginia Sunahara entered as a figure in the Obama birth controversy because no birth certificate for her had been located, leading to speculation her birth certificate could have been the source of Obama’s.

Duncan Sunahara has tried to obtain a copy of his sister’s original birth certificate but has been denied.

“I was shocked by the lengths the Hawaii Department of Health has gone to deny the family of Virginia Sunahara a copy of the original long-form birth certificate that the family is lawfully entitled to request and obtain,” Zullo told WND. “I had to ask the question why this little girl’s 1961 long-form birth certificate was so disconcerting to the Hawaii Department of Health?”

 

yep, there has to be a reason.

 

We all know- its part of the vast Konspiracy that is on the one hand able to intimidate every Hawaiian official and every judge in America and on the other hand too inept to create a forgery that the Keystone Kops couldn't figure out.

 

http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/pamela-geller-takes-cnn-to-woodshed.html

[video=youtube;BJ93kUcD5ng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BJ93kUcD5ng#![/video]

 

[video=youtube;ZL0C2QvqIlo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZL0C2QvqIlo[/video]

 

[video=youtube;7plDxu-0rBA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7plDxu-0rBA&feature=player_embedded#![/video]




i think we may hear from wright, rezko, ayers etc.

 

http://www.yardsaleforobama.com/

Real video of Obama getting high.

 

i had to shut it off it was making me seasick... i like the high definition though.

has professer donothing seen it ??

 

Did you make to 100,000 feet? It had a really cool image there.

 

how could i, it was making me seasick.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/26/obama-birthers_n_1916787.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular


huffpost is going on offense... LOL


The great thing about birtherism is that it is forever on the verge of reaching its apotheosis, leaving spectators to its surreality-based derangement on the edge of their seats, waiting for whatever daffy new heights this silly little movement reaches.

Well, today, the birthers do not disappoint. In an article posted on birther sweat lodge World Net Daily, they are up with a new claim that -- in their minds, anyway -- definitively proves that President Barack Obama's birth certificate is a total ruse, based on some amazing math:

see, this is professional ridicule.

 

you asked for it. in the face of overwhelming evidence that birther theories are nonsense, you persist anyway. there is nothing left to do put point and laugh.