Our Government Explained

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  1. Politically Correct?

    Politically Correct? New Member

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    Have you ever been hungry early in the morning for a hamburger and fries. So you drive to your local McDonalds and they're not open. So you wait until they open and you order a Big Mac and fries. They tell you that they are only serving breakfast now. You're disappointed but you drive away without getting your hamburger and fries.

    This is basically how our Government works. They are out of tune with the American people and they decide what is best for us instead of listening to us and doing what is right for the Country. Just like McDonalds they are only serving themselves right now and they could give a (*)(*)(*)(*) what we think or want.

    Same scenario. You're hungry early in the morning for a hamburger and fries so you drive to your local Whattaburger and order a Whattaburger and fries and what do you get? You get a Whattaburger and fries, just like you wanted.

    Here is a business that is in tune with what the American public wants. They have seen the needs and the wants of the American public and have complied.

    This is how our Government should work. They should listen to us and strive to take care of Americans by doing what we want. Instead they think they are premadonnas that think they know what is best for us no matter how much we tell them otherwise.

    There has to be a way that we can either instill in our Government that they are there to take care of us Americans and if they can't do that then they should all be fired and we need to put someone else in their place.

    Just like McDonalds and Whattaburger I choose not to give my business to McDonalds because they are just like our Government and think they know what is best for us. I choose to go to Whattaburger who does what I want instead of deciding that they know what is best for me.

    But,,, how do you BOYCOTT a Government?
     
  2. Subdermal

    Subdermal Banned

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    What do you want from your Government?
     
  3. My Fing ID

    My Fing ID Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Clearly he wants hamburgers. If you vote for me I will mandate that every restaurant sell hamburgers at all times. I will also mandate that McDonalds sell those hashbrown things all day long and allow them to be substituted for fries, unless they pay me off ofcourse.
     
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    RtWngaFraud Banned

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    Well, we could adopt the republican philosophy and just never go the Mickey D's, A) because we would have no money having spent it all on the bare minimums of everything to barely sustain our life, and B) We would only have enough gas in our tank to get us back to work in time for the next pay ration.


    Boycott corporations. Everybody stay home from work tomorrow. F up production and profit everywhere. Affect their bottom line is the only way to get the attention of the slave owners.
     
  5. SkullKrusher

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    Since I already know how McDonalds operates, my expectations are already low before making my desperate decision to go there to satisfy hunger urge. Thus, upon arriving, I order what is available, consume it, and then drive away vowing never to return.

    Shortly thereafter, the situation repeats itself, and again, I find the car and I have inexplicably arrived back in a time warp, where there appears only the option of McDonalds, alongside an urgent need to satisfy hunger again. Only this time, I desire breakfast, and the crackled radio voice says it is now 10:31 and only lunch is served. Angrily I order a quarter pounder, and as I drive away, consuming it, I vow never to return again.
     
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    Bump for OP, who hits - irrationally at that - and then runs.
     
  7. What is free

    What is free New Member

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    He wants his god(*)(*)(*)(*) burger at 3 in the morning!

    It sounds like he wants something like a true democracy... Not for sure, though.
     
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    Sounds like someone likes wake-N-bake'
    Whattaburger-Charlie Sheen 2012.
     

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