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  1. FatBack

    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    Actually I'm thinking about keeping it and just declaring that it's a vagina. I've kind of grown attached to it over the years.

    I shall just identify it as a large external clitoris
     
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    Talon Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ah, but are you misogynistic enough to be the next Dylan Mulvaney?

    Let's find out: Have you been prancing around in drag making videos denigrating women?
     
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    * sigh..... I just wish I had someone to talk to because this is all so very new to me and there's no one like me in this little redneck town. Like I don't even know what size bra I should buy.
     
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    I've got big plans for it but sadly my girlfriend is only half of my size and her clothes won't fit me so I have to go and get some new threads.

    If those bigoted women think that they can be a woman better than me, well they're sadly mistaken mister. I have rights too!
     
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    I beg your pardon!!! Don't you dare Miss gender me like that. My man girl boobs are very real
     
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    I don't know exactly but obviously based on their having a semi-professional social media profile with a strong following. Social media "influencers" of all kinds routinely get brand deals, random transgender individuals don't. Her being transgender could well have been a factor, if only in the audience they might have been looking to reach, but it won't have been the only factor.
     
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    I didn't understand the bigotry I would face from people like you until I decided to transition but man I see it's very real now
     
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    Cool beans. They you should have no trouble finding the right size bra, and you know, you can find tuck-friendly swim suits in Target. You can find make-up, women's clothing and wigs everywhere.

    You are the only one seeing it, and even then you only see what you want to see.

    Its mind bogging isnt it.
     
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    I'm on my way to Target right now. Just as soon as i charge my car and grab my purse and put my man bun up, I'm out of here !
     
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    So I found out a couple of things.... You don't have any problems stereotyping people when it suits your purposes and you evidently believe that you own the emergency room instead of you work there. Do you also discriminate against people that you think are drug abusers that come in the emergency room and withhold pain medicine from them when they actually need it?

    And for your information I actually did most of my tattoos myself so I have very little money in them. You see how simple stereotyping according to exterior appearances can be incorrect? That's not a good look to discriminate against multicolor people

    That's not really the mentality of a real team player
     
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    So are you going to make like a human rainbow flag, keep the old lady and go lesbian, too?

    Will she be bisexual while you're in transition?

    Can she loan you a tube top before you head out to Victoria's Secret?

    Whaddya mean by "too"? They have no rights. Rights are for people with penises.

    And remember - if you freak out when they defend themselves, you are not a gynophobe - they are transphobes!

    See what I did there!!
     
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    Fatback, I think your gender revelation is maaahvalous. What you need to do, and I'm sure you already know this, is make sure everyone on the planet knows about it. If you do that, then any time something doesn't go your way, like not getting that job that pays $1 million a year, then you can call them racists and the transtifa terrorists will destroy them. I also imagine the reason you're keeping your junk is to allow yourself to say, when it's convenient, you're gender fluid. Have you settled on your preferred pronouns yet?

    Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, and after that you can iron my shirts.
     
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    I appreciate your concern for my well-being and I have already been checked out by my podiatrist who's care I have been under since my surgery. It was just a rash caused by the bandages evidently. It's all healed up now.

    Who are you to tell me that I am trolling and that my transition is not genuine?

    I used to have that same bigoted sort of attitude towards my fellow transgenders before my transition but now I see how wrong I was.

    The struggles are real
     
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    I can anyone wants to supply Fatback with some feminine clothing, his measurements are 36-24-36-9.
     
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    Well there's no question about it.... This does sort of complicate our relationship and make us have to reevaluate things but I think we can work it out. Perhaps we can adopt a cat or something?

    I've got to get me one of those cool multi-colored flags.... You know the type that make a swastika if you join four of them? I have to proudly fly it from my front porch and maybe paint my mailbox up pretty colors too. And then I think I need one of those virtue signaling signs in my front yard that says stuff like no human is illegal and love is love and all are welcome here...

    Woe is me.... The struggles of coming out transgender in a small South Florida redneck town. I must seek out others of my kind to form a support group and maybe we can go downtown and protest about something or other.

    Sadly I tried on one of her tube tops but it ripped at the seams.
     
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    You know I haven't even considered my pronouns yet...... So much stuff to think about this is all just so very new to me.

    But I know in my heart of hearts this is what I must do. I just never quite felt right in my own skin. And now after all of these years I finally understand why.

    What kind of sandwich would you like dear?
     
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    Hand 'em over ladies, we know you got 'em:



    Don't leave a girlfriend hangin'!
     
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    YaYYyy!!! Girl power!!! Go me!!!
     
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    Oh, I thought that blood drip was due to menstruating. I was going to suggest a better product to plug up the muff.
     
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    I disagree. If it had been a few years ago, that would be a maybe. But take into consideration that she is only in the position she is in is because of her transition, would pretty much clarify her reason to be a 'face' of beer because of that 'celebrityhood'. Not just an average Joe (or Josephine in this case), but a very specific demographic that is on every front page today.
     
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    You know I've been doing some thinking and I don't think that I should just stop at my transition.

    I think I have every right to declare myself a sovereign citizen and that my nation extends outwards 100 yards from wherever I might happen to be at any point in time.

    I shall call it the nation of FatBackatoria.

    I shall delegate all of the different governmental duties to the various aspects of my multiple personalities. Fatback shall be the president, FatBackarina shall be the vice president and so on and so forth.
     
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    Actually that's dried up iodine but you have a point I haven't even considered what sort of feminine products I need to buy yet. I better hurry up before the end of the month at least!

    So many things to consider
     
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    There's gold in them thar hills and I intend to get me some of it !

    White privilege is so yesterday..... This privilege card is far more advantageous!
     
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    I need to find my local antifa chapter. I didn't even realize how many struggles I would face and how very real they are.

    I'm not quite ready to celebrate 24 hours of girlhood but I have already faced all sorts of resistance. The struggle is truly real.
     
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    It'll be like a 2020-style insurrectionary "progressive" autonomous zone, but instead of it being parked in the middle of Seattle, it'll go wherever you go!

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    AUTONOMOUS ZONES FOR EVERYONE!!!
     
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