If you've met the above user or they have a picture on their profile, try to just use your imagination anyway. I've seen threads like this on a couple of other forums, and it's always yielded some...interesting responses. So yeah. Have at it.
As there is a level of obviousness to my reply to you, I was wondering what made you "imagine" that I have the persona of an orthodox Jew?
A Hasidim at that, is it the irony of an obvious conservative using a cell phone? I've always thought of Preteen Communist as being a lot like her avatar picture, but I always do that, which is why I don't use one. Recently, however, I've been thinking of doing so, give me one (of the proper size, that's the other reason I don't have any) and I may use it.
Chopped liver is a Jewish thing, right? (I don't really pay attention in religious studies class, by the way... *gulps*) /skip me