Pro-Choice Vegetatian Meat (Patent Pending)

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  1. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hi,

    I had a business idea the other day. Vegetarians overlap quite a bit with the pro-choice on abortion.

    Imitation meat sucks. I know, I was vegetarian for 2 years. What if we instead abort the foetuses just before crowning and market it to vegetarians?

    Obviously this won't work with vegans who don't eat any animal products, or with pro-life vegetarians, but for pro-choice vegetarians this seems promising.

    The meat probably wouldn't be great, but hey - it beats what's currently on the market. It's also completely guilt free, as vegetarians already eat a variety of animal products, and foetuses cannot feel pain and have no rights whatsoever, they're just a clump of cells not unlike milk from a cow or eggs from a hen.

    What do you think? Did I just make a billion dollars or what?
     
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    You can call it, SOYLENT GREEN
     
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    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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