Punishment for Will Smith by the Academy

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  1. HereWeGoAgain

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    No red carpet for Will for 3 years

    He has to play GI Jane in the next movie

    He will be forced to wear "white face" and star as the clan leader, in the movie about the KKK called Men in White
     
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    He must remake 'Schoolhouse Rock' in hiphop.

    It doesn't really matter. Chris Rock owns him now. The criminal part is almost laughable, but if Rock takes smith to civil court for damaging his career by an illegal act, those could be real consequences.
     
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    Quite the opposite, Rock's stand up shows have apparently sold out.
     
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    Do they contain Will Smith or Jada Pinkette-Smith jokes? That would be another way of owning him, potentially more satisfying in the long run.
     
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    Dunno, I think on the news it was saying people were intrigued what he was gonna say about the slap, hence the ticket sales. There's a lot of sad people about!!
     
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    I'm not too good with making fun of a medical issue. Are you looking for die hard jokes as well?
     
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    Come on, Will Smith doing a movie about the clan called Men in White? That was good! :p

    I wish I could like my own jokes. I'd have a lot more likes.
     
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    Maybe he should go and call someone a liar about discussing their loved one's battle with cancer.... Does that sound remotely familiar?

    That's lower than whale feces on the bottom of the Mariana trench
     
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    I was unaware of her condition. In truth, I was unaware of why she's famous. I stopped watching new movies about 2000 and new fictional TV series about the same time. Disclaimer: I do watch youtube, mostly for editorial and history content.

    Still, if you're going to take the fame and money that go with being a star, you have to accept the downside as well, particularly if you have publicly stated you're okay with it. IMO the slap was more about Will's ego than any insult to his wife.

    If it's okay for Trevor Noah and Jon Stewart to make fun of Mitch McConnell's resemblance to a turtle, which he can't help any more than Mrs. Pinkett-Smith can help hers, then it's okay for other comedians to pick other targets.

    N.B. I am not a McConnell booster, I just used the reference that came quickest to mind
     
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    Stick with personal stories and stop pushing the crackpot nonsense voodoo medicine and you won't have a problem. So stop whining. You can kill someone that way.

    And frankly, the poster doth protest too much, methinks
     
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    Will Smith responded publicly today.

    He just said “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see.”
     
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    I already did and you had the nerve to call me a liar about my girlfriend's cancer.

    Why don't you regale us with more tales of your fictional wannabe Fabio exploits...?
     

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