Howdy, Link №1 Link №2 Now we put 2 and 2 together and we get? You got the idea. Get ready for the afterlife.
Yeah, you wait for Jesus. And I'm sure the cheerleader helps. I have news for you. Jesus ain't comin but you are going to die anyway.
We'll se about that when the nuclear war starts. Didn't Jesus said He will come back with "thunders" and such?
I heard that seeing nuclear bombs going off gets Jesus aroused. Excited. Randy. You know what I mean.
These prophecies are totally wrong. My divorce friend told me that a fortune teller told her that in 5 years she will marry a millionaire. The prophesy was issued 1/2 year ago, it means we have at least 4.5 years of peace.
The Bible never mentioned Jesus getting - well exited. Neither women, men, "self abuse", or an alternate lifestyle. Maybe he had very low testosterone levels.
Well, obviously that's what Jesus wants. That's why I wrote that title. You know, it's like that saying "everybody wants in Heaven but nobody wants to die". Gotta die first.
You mean someone said so in a book written hundreds of years after the alleged jesus was long gone . But just to be sure, you should look for jesus every time lightning strikes. And that is about 1000 times a day
Those who say Russia is Gog from Ezekiel will feel more confident after Russia annexes Ukraine because it will be a shorter trip to Israel. Otherwise this fits with wars and rumors of wars.
You can argue with the old lady in the link, may she rest in peace. Again, it's not me that said Jesus will return with a nuclear war.
Yeah, I know, it sounds creepy but you know what they say - nobody is going to get out of this (life) alive.
Well it's official now. Pat Robertson has crawled out from under a rock to confirm that Putin serves God. https://news.yahoo.com/televangelist-pat-robertson-says-putin-052511159.html End times are here. Queue the Happy Day music.
