Putin serves God

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  1. Canell

    Canell Well-Known Member

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    Howdy,

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    Now we put 2 and 2 together and we get? You got the idea. :bye:

    Get ready for the afterlife. :clapping:
     
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  2. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Yeah, you wait for Jesus. And I'm sure the cheerleader helps.

    I have news for you. Jesus ain't comin but you are going to die anyway.
     
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  3. Canell

    Canell Well-Known Member

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    We'll se about that when the nuclear war starts. Didn't Jesus said He will come back with "thunders" and such? :lol:
     
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  4. Dirty Rotten Imbecile

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    It’s been two thousand years of people applying vague predictions to the situation in their time.
    :rolleyes:
     
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    Wait. You're cheering us on the brink of nuclear war?
     
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    I heard that seeing nuclear bombs going off gets Jesus aroused. Excited. Randy. You know what I mean.
     
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    zalekbloom Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    These prophecies are totally wrong. My divorce friend told me that a fortune teller told her that in 5 years she will marry a millionaire. The prophesy was issued 1/2 year ago, it means we have at least 4.5 years of peace.
     
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    The Bible never mentioned Jesus getting - well exited. Neither women, men, "self abuse", or an alternate lifestyle. Maybe he had very low testosterone levels.
     
  9. Canell

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    Well, obviously that's what Jesus wants. That's why I wrote that title. ;)
    You know, it's like that saying "everybody wants in Heaven but nobody wants to die". Gotta die first. :lol:
     
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    You have probably heard many other queer notions as well....
     
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    I write them down. I have compiled several volumes.
     
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    You mean someone said so in a book written hundreds of years after the alleged jesus was long gone :rolleyes:.

    But just to be sure, you should look for jesus every time lightning strikes. And that is about 1000 times a day
     
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    anyone that cheers misery and death is ....
     
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    Those who say Russia is Gog from Ezekiel will feel more confident after Russia annexes Ukraine because it will be a shorter trip to Israel. Otherwise this fits with wars and rumors of wars.
     
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    You can argue with the old lady in the link, may she rest in peace. ;)

    Again, it's not me that said Jesus will return with a nuclear war. :fingerscrossed:
     
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    Yeah, I know, it sounds creepy but you know what they say - nobody is going to get out of this (life) alive. :lol:
     
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