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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by RoanokeIllinois, Jul 14, 2022.

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  1. RoanokeIllinois

    RoanokeIllinois Banned Donor

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    RoanokeIllinois, Aug 7, 2022
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    StillBlue, Aug 17, 2022
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    they can be. yes. lol.
     
    RoanokeIllinois, Oct 17, 2022
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    Now cats, can be very cool, in the aspect that even if you send them an extremely expensive gift in the mail, in a box, they'd much rather lay in the cheap box, then on, or in the gift.
    Or will lay in both. lol. unless the animal, is pre-trained to be a brat, and sorta stuck up, and have been pampered way to much! lol.

    sometimes, like some humans as well. on either side of the spectrum.
     
    RoanokeIllinois, Oct 17, 2022
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    I have one a Shakespeare's pencils, but he chewed the end quite badly. So I can't tell if it's a 2B or not 2B.

    (I'll get my coat)
     
    Nonnie, Oct 22, 2022
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    My husband’s favorite tshirt. (He gets apologies!)

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    Curious Always, Oct 22, 2022
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    I can see this thread under "Latest", but not under Humour and Satire forum. mystery.
     
    Melb_muser, Oct 22, 2022
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    Thank you. It's the right thing to do.
     
    StillBlue, Oct 22, 2022
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    I'll fetch it for you.
     
    Montegriffo, Oct 22, 2022
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    I've always said that you are a good man.
     
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    A sexual joke. Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I think I can see myself in them. lmao!
     
    RoanokeIllinois, Nov 11, 2022
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    Or for the more traditional males

    Did you wash your skirt in Windex? Because I can see myself in it.
     
    StillBlue, Nov 11, 2022
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    James California, Nov 11, 2022
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    And get your eyes clawed out adding blindness to your problems.
     
    StillBlue, Nov 12, 2022
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    Did I tell you that number 5 showed up and demanded asylum? No hits on my FB or ND post. He’s here, now. We love him. There can be no sixth.
     
    Curious Always, Nov 12, 2022
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