Republican policy vs democrats policy a satire

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  1. thoughtprocess

    thoughtprocess Well-Known Member

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    Im a republican and Im here to inform you about my policies that will change America. The country needs leadership and today your gonna get it whether your republican, conservative, independent, but especially extreme. We love you and we LOVE AMERICA oh say can you see by the dawns early... sorry I got caught up. Let me tell you what Im gonna do for you. Well the first thing is Repel Obomney care. LOl my mistake Obama care. Then we slip in Tax cuts for the rich because they are what keeps America going they are the only one who can produce jobs. Then lets start a voucher program for the schools. Nevermind that if every inner city kid wants to go to the same school that already is at capacity we will choose 1 or two out of thousands for hundreds of schools. That math adds up cause thats all we can tolerate. The rest of YOU people will get a great education for your kids but not a public one. Not on governments dime thats our money to do what we want with especially vacation I love those ooh ooh and war love that. We will privatize education to learn you unappreciative Americans. You will pay for your child to go to school. You have to learn responsiblity. Then we will cut welfare for the people but not corporations cuz they are the money makers. Speaking of that why should you get a minimum wage lets get rid of that. working for 5.15 an hour thats how we will get jobs back to America. No more outsourcing..... Unless a country goes lower. The rich should get all the money cause trickle down works. I guarantee the change that falls out of my pocket when Im buying a 10 million dollar 8th home or a porsche no no I want a fisker. That change will be yours share it evenly to not do so is un-American and you eat freedom fries. See trickle down is awesome it makes me feel better about myself. But Im going to help America get even stronger. We are going to go to war with Iran, today we are all Afghans so we will stay, go back to Iraq, shut up Egypt and make Libya pay for starters. After all if your not with us Your a muslim. Elect us twice in a row and I can guarantee a draft, young people these days need to learn responsiblity anyway but not my kids if they dont want to cuz I had them taught better than you.We will be the change that Obama wasnt. We will change our party platform to confrom to polls. Abortion dont let me get started whats a woman lol. Look people are you stupid we are the leaders cause we have the money that means we know how the world works. We know how to get money by any means so trust us trust me. I love mexicans but just the ones who can vote for us the rest of you Ill be sending men to get you lol oh im sorry and women lol i still dont know what that is. Elect the republican party of the future and America just know you will be better off in your cute little apartment. Im a republican and I co-sign every message.

    stay tuned for democrats if you actually care lol.
     
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    LOl that was funny but very simplistic dont you think. America would never turn to socialism. For one the American people never will let it happen socialism never will get instituted but capitalism has a strong chance. This I believe is just a tactic to scare Americans. Because If you are an American you know what your country is. There is no indication of socialism merely just what you have showed. No new ideas. The use of Reagan shows that. Going back to Clinton taxes and Reganomics all that disappoints me we live in an America where yes we should learn from them but progress. I believe American can be prosperous enough so the tax rate is historically low for everyone that the rich shouldnt have to support so many wars and an increasing welfare program. But you cant JUST DO IT. I choose the party who has solution to cut the cost of food, energy, military, and the rest. But this time in this period we have to get back on the right track while sustaining our way of life. Just pointing out socialism at every bill, every word when socialism never will come to be is unproductive I think. We need to take steps to not only save ourselves from the cost of our failed voting while setting up our children and ourselves a government with no deficit so our taxes will get lower and our wages go up. Republicans have yet to do so not under the Bushes or reagan. But dont get me wrong democrats will get it too but only if u want my opinion
     

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