Russia just cloned McDonald's.

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  1. Wulfschilde

    Wulfschilde Active Member

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    Best troll job ever:

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    Companies like McDonald's have pulled out of Russia, yet they left behind all of their equipment, supplies and employees. Guess what: food recipes can't even be patented at all, so turning the logo on its side, starting a new company and continuing to cook all of the same stuff allows all of those people to keep their jobs, except now McDonald's won't be getting a cut of the profits anymore.

    Real big brain move to assume that people who can make nuclear weapons won't be able to crack Microsoft Office or fry up a hamburger when you just surrender everything you have out there and some people apparently expected them not to pick up anything and start using it. All of the physical McDonald's infrastructure and so-on is just sitting there, are they supposed to let it rust and go to waste on the honor system or something?

    "We are sanctioning you, please collapse your economy now."
    "Hey Ivan, you know how to use this thing right?"
    "You can't do that! You literally can't do that!"
    *frying sounds* "Uncle Vanya's, loving it I am."
     
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  2. Joe knows

    Joe knows Well-Known Member

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    The Russians said they would do this. That all businesses left would be taken over by the state.
     

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