Satanists perform "pink mass", convert Westboro mom to gay afterlife

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  1. fiddlerdave

    fiddlerdave Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The Westboro church member's afterlife is made much more fun by these kindly volunteers who use a tried and true Mormon technique, which the Moromons use to turn us all Mormon after we die.

    Sadly, the collection plate at the graveside services always comes back empty!



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  2. liberalminority

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    They are desecrating that burial site if you ask me.
     
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    Turds celebrate turds picking on turds.
     
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    This is so ridiculous I'm not even gonna comment on it!


    Oh wait
     
  5. Montoya

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    LOL!! Excellent! This is exactly what they deserve. Every member of the westboro church deserves to have their graves desecrated and ridiculed.
     
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    I say no. I think the less attention these people get the better. The WBC basically believes the more hated on they are by heathens who don't subscribe to their beliefs, the more likely they will go to heaven (its based on some jank ass obscure section of the new testament). If you deny them attention and ignore them they will run out of gas eventually.
     
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    Ctrl Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I knew they would come in handy for something some day.
     
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    What if she already was gay before she died and no one knew. Does this mean she is straight again?
     
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    Ctrl Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It means she gets pulled out of blonde heaven and into scissor heaven. Sounds like people throwing octipi off the roof there.
     
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    but the gay forum regulars claim that you can't convert from having gay sex to having straight sex, so why would they even attempt this? I thought conversion didn't work?
     
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    sounds like a reunion at the nutfarm
     
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    Just another example of why the problem with the world isn't 'extremist group X' or 'extremist group Y', but extremism itself, in all of its forms, and from whichever 'side' it comes. It's just deliberately offensive extremist morons being deliberately offensive to other deliberately offensive extremist morons.
     
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    That idiot's mother has had a 'strapadicktome' and is now a lesbo for ever.
    I can't wait to die so I can watch his mum and her girlfriend romping.
     
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    While I dislike WBC this display is disgusting

    This is desecration of the dead - they have no respect.
     
  15. Silhouette

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    Well this isn't news to me. Great way to bring moderates into your Agenda Fiddler. Thanks for the thread. No, really, I mean it.

    The irony is that the Gay Agenda via it's long arm in Hollywood, some of the most powerful and influential "gay sculpters" of public perception have their feet firmly planted in sorcery. They belonged to a cult that has all but died out now but they keep the fires burning. The cult taught very esoteric and specific ways of manipulating perception of people: how to herd them around like farm animals with theatrics, misinformation and snowjobs. This branch of the cult was kicked out by the leader who did not believe homosexuality was a viable tangent for people to embark on. In hatred for their once-cherished leader, they clumped together, using homosexuality as their hub and they began a decades-long campaign to infiltrate the minds of at least two generations now. And so, they have been quite successful.

    The blackmail, the tantrums, the threats, the well placed mouthpieces in media which they have bought out the rights to about half of....the well-timed chants of "gay teen suicides" and "bullying of gays" all interplay to exact one outcome: the herding of the public mind as a collective into the gay subculture as "the new normal".

    It's like they've advanced some petty tiff they had with their cult leader to herculean proportions, "We'll show you! Now the whole world thinks what we do is normal!!" [The cult leader has been dead for years and still they go on and on and on about him kicking them out].

    It's not surprising at all to see these antics on behalf of gays. Though this latest one is not by design of these clever sour-grapes ex-culties. They would never hit such an off note in their symphony of "Gay uber-alles"...
     
  16. Wolfpack

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    That's sure what I was thinking too. I would not approve of any group conducting any such ceremony over anyone's grave without the family's approval.

    Although I do have to confess I won't lose too much sleep if 2 lunatic fringe groups behave like children with each other.
     
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    Do Mormons actual convert people after death?

    This type of trolling is just as valid as their religious beliefs.
     
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    Wow...just wow,

    And here I thought you're arguments couldn't get much more absurd.

    You actually believe there is a gay cult and they used sorcery to get to power and manipulate society.

    The break from reality only ever gets bigger.
     
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    Because it's (*)(*)(*)(*)ing hilarious. Not as hilarious as this though:

    Wow, I have almost never heard such hilariously disjointed, completely crazy parody of anti-gay people. It's enough to bring tears of laughter to my eyes.
     
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    God Almighty! More damn sickos...... leave the poor dead woman alone. She may have been a nice woman who had the unfortunate luck of having a twisted, sick son.....

    Never heard of this 'tried and true' technique where the Mormons turned non-Mormons Mormons after people died. You sure about that?

    Sounds like another Mormon fairy tale.
     
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    On the bright side, she probably won't have the capacity to care. Him, on the other hand... :D

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism_for_the_dead
     
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    Mighty big of the Mormons to let the deceased accept or reject Mormonism.....

    I've known a lot of Mormons - very nice people, I liked them ... well, except for a sister-in-law who drove the whole family bonkers b/c she made it her goal in life to convert all of us - didn't work. She couldn't even convert my brother-in-law who married her..... lol.

    I've known good people in that faith, but sure don't like their religion.
     
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    I think this is disgusting. Sure, if it was Fred's grave or any one of his douchbag church/cult family who actively bring misery into people's lives, but his mother? How do we know she shared his views? As far as I know Fred is the founder of the church and the extreme views on gays stem from him.... (Apparently from an incident in a local park when a homosexual in a bush tried to kidnap his son :roll:)
     
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    just tresspassing. no damage done.
     
  25. mikezila

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    IVF wasn't around back then. to beget Freddy, she would have had to have been hetro at least once.
     

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