The Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, California discovered a moon orbiting the Republican Governor Wednesday. They were surprised at the discovery, stating "We weren't entirely sure anything was there, and when it was confirmed, we were very excited. It looks similar to Europa (moon of Jupiter), and we have to study it more to determine if it has primitive life or did at some point." When asked for comment, Christie told us that it was not in fact the only moon that orbited him, but he had "eaten the other one."
