Senile uncle

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  1. Phil

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    I gently asked a senile relative about Ukraine. He started singing Aloha Oe.
    Uncle Joe isn't worried at all.
     
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    He said hello there in Hawaiian. Okay,

    I suspect we have the pot calling the kettle black.
     
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    Oh, I bet Old Joe can find Ukraine on a map...
     
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    I did the same and he said "fire and fury"

    the elderly are a hoot sometimes... but we sure need younger Presidents
     
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    Putin only wants to replace Zelenskyy with a black woman.
     
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    Now THAT would put fear in Putin.
    Here the women are very meek and mild until you cross the line. Do that and you'll have her and all of her friends backing her up on your behind. Your only hope is to run and run hard. Don't try to hide because all women are on her side and you will be found. RUN!!!! I was on a pickup truck being used as a bus. The driver hit a kid, stopped the bus and ran. Fool ran into a valley chased by a mob of women. When the police arrived no one had seen a thing, no idea how he died nor explanation for how his privates had gotten into his mouth and chewed on. No-one knew a thing about what happened to him. Probably distraught at hitting a child, that survived, and cut off his own Mr Happy and died while chewing on it. Somehow he also lit his truck on fire and it burned completely. Our police are not the sharpest tacks in the box but those stories sounded good to them and no further investigations were needed. Not completely stupid.
     
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    Cole: I reckon if millions of folks want to leave yer country it's about time y'all was overthrowed.
     

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