An American doctor is at a conference in Europe, while having lunch with two colleagues, a discussion of their countries health-care systems arises. The french doctor proclaims "that our health care system is so good, we took a lung transplant patient and had him back to work in 8 weeks." The german doctor scoffs and says "that's nothing, our health care system is so good, we took a heart transplant patient and had him back to work in 6 weeks." The american doctor racks his brain and says "our healthcare system is so good in America, we took a brain-dead n***** and got him elected President, twice."
I'm far from done, but don't worry I'll spread it around to both Bush presidents and Reagan. I'm equal opportunity when it comes to jokes.
