Smartie's 2013 Bar & Grill #50

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    "Oh".....Ya should see when I have Zel and Her in those Heelz. They tends to ask me to helps them with their Buttons!

    [video=youtube;VCLxJd1d84s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s[/video]

    Smartie can tells ya.....I'm a legs Man! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    LOL....As a matter of fact, I found a great way to celebrate. It's x-rated, though. I'd hate for you to have to ban me over my description...lol

     
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    Course being new and all.....EYEs just got to see what Other Kinds of Heelz are rounds here. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;v_Yx0X-eHn8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Yx0X-eHn8[/video]

    I Can't Wait! [​IMG]
     
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    If you're sensitive to (*)(*)(*)(*) dont listen to this song. That right there is a disclaimer.

    I think Im gonna get drunk today. Wait let me think...Yeah I am. lmao

    [video=youtube;v_0pw-LeloU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_0pw-LeloU[/video]
     
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    I have one leg shorter than the other.

    Signed,
    I. L. Een
     
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    Are all men created equal in your opinion?
     
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    Alright Falena.....Eyes just need to know if you will be wearing those Heelz. Course Boots Were Made For Walking Too. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;MnQcExGaEvk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQcExGaEvk[/video]

    BTW.....moi sensitive? [​IMG]
     
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    Is this a trick question? Yes, I do believe all men are created equal.

     
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    Smartie says I can give out some of the Blue Stuff.....anyone want to try one? [​IMG] whats in it. Nor if it will make ya only see Blue. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;suMaFXb7uPc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suMaFXb7uPc[/video]
     
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    Heels and workboots. Sandals and bare feet. Im footwear diversified.
    Im sensitive to the smell of cow in a car thats dirty.
    lol I have no idea why I just said that.
     
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    LMAO!
    Yeah sorry. Its a trick question. Wanna change your answer? Ahahahahaha

    Kimi I still have the Christmas tree up in the bedroom.
     
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    "Oh" EYES see [​IMG] Midwest Farmers Daughter.....eh? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;cmbhfI8f_Ek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbhfI8f_Ek[/video]
     
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    LOL, have you seen our new member... Eileen Right?
     
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    Why Kimi Sue! And all this time I thought you were a 'nice girl.'

    (Oh wait.. that's what he said, right?)

    LOLOLOL
     
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    Has it lost any needles yet? LOL

    - - - Updated - - -

    But, what a nice surprise to learn I'm not all that nice....LOL
     
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    [video=youtube;8BOYOJiwepk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BOYOJiwepk[/video]
     
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    LMAO....I just now noticed your avatar!!
     
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    No, its the freakiest thing. Its really dry but the needles are staying on. It actually became artificial like. lol
    The old fire excuse. I got convinced we need to take it down.

    lol I just remember this.
    When I was really young my friends brother shoved a Christmas tree in the fireplace. Mah..stake! Lights the thing on fire and it was a Wooooosh moment. We're all zooted up and we run out of the house and flaming embers are shooting out the chimney. Im laughing now but it was not funny at the time. We were like holy (*)(*)(*)(*)!!!! It went out quick but it was so hot it actually bleached the red brick white.
     
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    C'mon...fess up. You helped shove that tree in the fireplace, didn't you?

    Hey, you could spray your tree with a preservative of some kind and see how long it takes for the needles to drop.
     
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    Ah, yes... my tribute to the Obamas on the occasion of his new term/her new 'do.

    :banana:
     
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    Hmmm...I believe it looks better on him. :)
     
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    Uhm.....can someone please clean up the Beer Garden? [​IMG]
     
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