Smartie's Bar & Grill #64

Glad to see you, PP. Sorry about the leg. Guess you'll have a little trouble losing your pants now, huh?

 

Hope you heal up quick like. My brother did that with his bike and messed his leg up. Had a cast then an air cast.

One of my kittens broke her paw last night. Knocked over a Piano keyboard and the case fell on her. Fractured both bones and then they put this splint on her that runs up to her shoulder and whole front leg and paw. She can't even sit up with this thing on her, nor walk and their telling me 8-12 weeks.

Cost me 421 dollars.

 

How do you know.Did you bother to ask the motorcycle if it's fine.
It could very well have bruised it's ego.
Or has a sore saddle.

 

Poor kitty. Glad she's got a good nurse.

 

Good morning drunks and coffee heads. Let's get this one started, shall we?

 

I would rather have an OL that will never do any of that. Just sayin.

 

yeah, I'd settle for those traits in an OM too.

Hiya, handsome. How's tricks?

 

The nurse in the ER wanted to take them off but I wouldn't let him.

 

Well they had some good ones yesterday.....as the power kept going out. They got it back on after 4 hrs. Our hottest days of the year to. Then we had thunderstorms and rain. Came down in buckets for like 20 mins and then the Sun broke out. Heat and humidity over 90%. Then another storm around midnight.

So last night was pretty muggy out.

 

Happy Friday, y'all.

Shoes, check.
Car keys, check.
Coffee, check.
Sanity.... and we have a runner.......

 

Looks like everybody has taken off for the weekend, huh? Those shoes.....you are talking Heels, Right? You did remember to put clothes on, eh? Not that I would complain if you didn't. Just sayin.

 

OM and OL ... Lions and Tigers and Bears ... OH My !

 

Hello all you hot people. What's cookin?

 

TAMALES!!! YUM!!! I love them things ever since a neighbor from El Salvador gave me some of hers when I was a kid. They were made in layers of corn sheath and corn meal Man!!! Thanks a lot...Now I gotta go find some.

 

Mmmmm real tamales. We have a guy that comes to the docks selling bags of 6 for 5 bucks. Chicken tamales Hot and mild. He makes some money every time he shows up. Even management comes down to buy some. Editors too.

 

Corn >>> All CORN is GMO infested with hybrid Monsanto corn seed.
It only took about 3 decades.But even that Local Farmer probably hasn't
older seed used on his small farm because Hybrid seeds pollinate.
Eat and enjoy Corn and Corn products at yer own risk.It can be as harmfull
as Crystal Meth.Like what happens to Meth Freaks teeth.I do not like having to
report this.I have a close neighborhood buddy who has suffered from Colitus
and specifically Crohn's Disease.He was addicted to Doritos.Even after being
diagnosed with Colitus,refused to give up his precious Doritos.
Doritos is baked Corn chips.Plus all the added spices { some MSD enhanced }.
There's a reason wealthy folks don't have the same health problems as
those who buy cheap eats like Doritos.Because they know the hazards.
Margarine is Bad.Butter is not.But for years the converse was instructed.
Now ... there may be no way to tell.Since food purveyors have been Co-opted.
I noticed this with Pork about 3 years ago.I used to buy at a really high end
Butcher Pork Chops.Then I was told they no longer butcher pork.It all comes
in packages now ... pre-cut { butchered }. Then Pork producers pulled another
fast one.They purposedly decided to coat their pre-butchered Pork with a
substance { fluids } that helped to enhance shelf life.It totally destroyed the intrinsic
character of Pork { The White meat }.Now Pork,no matter how prepared was never
going to be White meat,but more like Grayish-white.I have found a producer of Pork
that doesn't use that Noxious solution { used to fake the shelf life and color pink }
of Pork. This same thing happened years ago with Gulf Shrimp.
Now it's being used in mass supermarkets,as if no one the wiser.
But yer body and metabolism knows the difference.
Just look at all the lowly mishapen souls at Wal*mart.They buy based on
what looks or tastes yummy.
I have a really soft spot in my heart for those Wal*mart shoppers.I love
Wal*mart. I love my fellow man.
It is and has been under attack at out Grocer.
Do Not Doubt me on This -- Rush Limbaugh

 

I eat only foods with preservatives. I figure if I don't live forever, my body will haunt my relatives forever!!!!

 

Good evening, bar patrons. It's been a long week. Wish I could share a Mirror Pond with you all.



The wife and I saw Don Henley in concert in Ridgefield, WA, last Sunday. It was outstanding. If you ever get a chance....

 

I saw Henley with Bonnie Raitt some years ago. Never forget, when he sang my favorite (Dirty Laundry), I was stuck in line for the ladies room! Glad he's still rockin!

 

Yeah!!! "Kick 'em when they're up, Kick 'em with their down." Great tune!!

 

Is the head dead yet?

 

'It's interesting when people die'....Lots of memorable lines in that tune!! BTW in CA...All the heads are dead.

 

Heads are pretty crispy in Texas (if they're not wearing a hat). Watching Sharktopus on SciFi. That's how bad I don't wanna be outside.

 

Were getting the heat wave to.....then rain in buckets for a short time, then more heat and humidity. Just saps the energy Right outta of ya.

So I stayed inside, fell asleep in my chair with the air conditioning and the coffee.