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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was under the Impression Richard Simmons was suffering some kind of
    Dementia.Instead of his hair getting all kinky it was straightening out.
    Speculation has it he is being held hostage by his wig.Or Wigs.
     
    Foolardi, Dec 21, 2016
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Very cool.

    I knew this lady who had a small goat farm in Maine. She sold the kids and made fancy cheeses to sell to local places. She loved it.

    Course her sons and daughters being sold was a problem.
     
    Falena, Dec 21, 2016
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Mary was driving a smoke blowing Dodge Dart traveling up the hill of a two lane rode. Mary was traveling at a speed of 40mph. John was driving a street modified Chevelle traveling down the same two lane rode at a speed of 40.05mph. A well dressed woman with blonde hair was bending over to pick up the contents of her spilled purse at the half way point. Mary's starting point was a 2 mile mark. John's starting point was at the 5 mile mark.
    At what mile mark did John notice Mary as they crossed paths?


    Answer:
    John never saw Mary. He was too busy looking at the bent over blonde.
     
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  5. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hey, forget selling, you can rent those kids out to clear land.. A city nearby rents goats to clear up underbrush.

    My husband isn't buying that idea. He tells me he has a tractor that can do that.
     
    daisydotell, Dec 21, 2016
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I don't want a huge herd, six would do. That would keep the Border C busy and the cat would appreciate not being herded. The cat can also put away the fast claw swipe, that keeps the pup in line, when he is tired of the herding.
     
    daisydotell, Dec 21, 2016
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    No kidding. Like rent a goat?
    They say goat milk is better for you than bovine milk. The goats can clear brushy pastures and also give wholesome milk rich with vitamins. Plus you could sell some fancy goat cheese on the side.
    Those baby goats are just so cute. lol They really are.
     
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    Ddyad Well-Known Member

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    Well, some smart women advise choosing goats over boyfriends.

    “I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we’re supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else’s idea of our happiness – what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, ‘Just be happy – go be a cobbler or go live with goats.'”
    http://www.inquisitr.com/2468731/sandra-bullock-braves-new-boyfriend-with-troubled-past/

    Speaking for all men I would point out that with all our faults we are still easier to herd than goats. ;-)

    If you really want to do the goat thing check out this site: http://www.tennesseemeatgoats.com/articles2/goals06.html
     
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    catalinacat Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think it's a great idea! Goat milk and cheese are better for us. We could set up a chic, goat cheese boutique!
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Huh ... Wha ? What is this ... Rawhide.Or an Old Bonanza.
    Maybe ... Green Acres. BTW ... what are you getting Mr. Haney for Christmas.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I dunno bout dat.Goats eat like anything ... right.
    Not nearly bad as Ostrich,but close enough.
    You throw a couple little batteries { AAA } into a fenced in area where
    Ostrich hop around and they'll eat them batteries.
     
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    Cheap outdoor lighting?
     
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    Hi Cat. How are you doing?

    I had to check out if they sold goat milk soap. $5.50 for one small bar of coconut goats milk soap in a muslin bag.
    I wonder what that smells like. Its confusing isn't it? Like you want to smell like coconut, great. Like goats milk? Im not sure.
     
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    Oh, heck yeah... Rent A Goat. Some cities rent goats to control the underbrush in parks. Google rent a goat.

    One city was even wanting to rent Border Collies to control the Canadian Geese problems.

    There is even a market to rent sheep to keep Border Collies busy.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I bought some goat milk gift sets for Christmas if anyone shows up smelling like a goat I will let you know.

    - - - Updated - - -

    I don't know Mr. Haney but for you Foolie how about a bar of goat soap?
     
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    Knowledge is power.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    They are going to smell great.
    Im checking out all these goat milk products and its endless. Even goat milk candies.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Goats are handy little animals. Not only that they are cute.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You never watched - Green Acres -.? Don't know about Hooterville.
    That may require seeing a specialist.Like a trained Therapist.
    Or a Rent-A-Psychiatrist.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I dunno. Green Acres had a guy who owned a Pig who was real
    poplar in Hooterville.Arnold the Pig.The guy was Frank Ziffel.
    He had a scrawny beard like them Goats have.He does.Or did.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    So Mommy ... let me get this straight.
    Ok,Harold,what is it now.?
    I need to know is it better to Be a Goat or to get's one's Goat.
    Why do you asked,Harold.?
    Because I learn't in schazool about To be or not to be.
    Something about ... That's the question.
    Harold,forgit dat stuff.It's as much use as a back pocket on a shirt.
    You don't wanna be one fry short of a Happy meal,around Christmas,do yuz.?
    No Maw.I need to keep focused on what Santa's bringin' me.
    But,I don't need no goat and don't know how to get's one's Goat,anywho.
    That's the ticket,Harold.Tell the boys at scholl to worry about their own Goats.
    And if they gotta get's one's goat,then pull Miss Crabtree's pigtails when she's
    writin' stuff on the chalkboard.
    I already done did that Maw.And I was tole to stay after schazool an help
    Miss Crabtree polish her winter boots.
    Which I gladly did and also watched her mend my skivvies.
    Harold,How did Miss Crabtree know that yer skivvies needed mending.?
    Just a lucky guess,I guess ... Maw.
    Plus she wanted to know why I was hiding a banana in me pants.
    So she gave me a quick lesson in To Be or Not to be ... Maw.
    To be or not to be WHAT ... Harold.?
    I don't know ... something about Goats and Horny toads ... er somethin'.
    She showed me pictures and stuff,so I guess she nude what she was talkin' about.
    That's the ticket,Harold.The birds & the bees.
    To be Naughty and Nice.
     
    Foolardi, Dec 22, 2016
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    Work is slow because of the holidays. The idea that Trump got elected is sickening so I can't stand to watch the news. I haven't found any particularly good new series to watch. So I've concluded there is only one way to deal - a West-Wing-a-thon. I want Bartlett for President!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning barflies. Last day to work this year. WOOT!

    Who wants coffee?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Way too cute!
    Ive been reading about them. I haven't had any experience with goats other than seeing them occasionally at a farm near us. Any farm Ive ever worked on years ago didn't have goats. Reading about them, they really are cool. I was watching baby goat video and couldn't help but laugh and smile. I mean come on when they jump around like they are spring loaded. lol
    So if you do get these goats, are you going to let them breed?
     
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