Smartie's Oasis Bar & Grill #27

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  1. Trinnity

    Trinnity Banned

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    Thanks- <hic>
     
  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Gray day, gray mood. Phooey. Need whiskey. :gun:
     
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    *pours a tumbler of whiskey*

    Drink up, girlfriend! Wanna brownie, too?:mrgreen:
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Mary, you want me to play that song from Annie for you?

    You wanna share my 40oz St Ides and bag of Doritos?

    Here lets try this.
    Lets get up and dance. Ready?
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEqj9_o-3LU"]Gloria Estefan - Get on your feet (live, 1996) - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, I'd say you're wrong. Maybe you'd feel better if you skip to the end.

    ROFLMAO
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Off to El Fenix for lunch. FINALLY, it's cold enough to warrant enchiladas!!
     
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    *jealous*

    I miss El Fenix!
     
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    I don't like that part, either. FF to the end....you'll laugh, I think.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Ok Im gonna check out the end now but guess one more time first. Im gonna say it a condom commercial.

    Oh come on how (*)(*)(*)(*)ing funny is that? That was great! I would have never guessed.
     
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    Will it make me feel better? YES PLEASE!!! I'll take two!
     
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    Awww, thanks FAAAALEEENA!!!! Between the St. Ides, Brownies and Doritos, I should be REAL happy!
     
  15. Kimi

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    Yes, little girl.....it will make you feel better...:twisted:
     
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    Here we go......:mrgreen:


    I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Martini ______a Margarita ____
    a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay ______
    a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______
    the sports page______Sex ______or Chocolate:
    It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the local New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the times we have had, both the good & the bad.
    Signature:__________________________ Date: _____

    I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass it on! Life is short. Eat dessert first.
     
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    Happy Birthday USMC.
    My thanks to all of you for what you are, and what you do for all of us.
     
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    ooorah! :mrgreen:
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Kimi what do you give a Marine on the Marines birthday? Just curious. Like a cake or a scarf or something. lol



    Coast Guard guys are hot! I think its that Old Spice thing and of course the big ships.
     
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    I can't say on this public forum........:mrgreen:
     
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    Later gators....heading home to see my Marine....:)
     
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    You must have seen The Guardian with Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher - because I know you're not talkin' 'bout me! :D

    I'm so jealous! I don't know what he's going to get, but I'll bet it'll be fun!

    Tell your Marine the USCG wishes them a Happy Birthday, and many more!
     
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    yum yum ya say , having eaten every one of them ,,, wasn't enough crumbs to feed a church mouse ,,, my what a brownie hog , just because you saw a itty bitty spider and sought solace not in booze...but rather in brownies ...

    I'd of recommended the booze , myself ... brownies are nice though , make good munchiees..

    Speaking of [​IMG] and cars , did ya get a good price for your car when ya traded it in ? ...

    Here Mak , have a brownie .[​IMG]. and some Jim Beam 'dipping' sauce [​IMG].


    Trinnity , you and Smarty and the Bar & Grill crew can have some too ..

    I made a bunch of extray , just for y'all ..
     
  25. liberalminority

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    jim beam dipping sauce is good but prefer jack daniels dipping sauce even better
     
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