Got my vote, unless there is another candidate who can rise to the occasion. Some bumper stickers might be "Assad/Assad - 2014!" or "Assad - Exercise your right to have no rights" or better yet - "Don't be sad, vote Assad!"
Dont worry, Putin will talk with Obama and he will allow it, in one condition: that Assad will put himselve for ellection again after he gives up all his chemical weapons (and not earliyer than the year 3,234AD).
