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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. James California

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    ~ At least he's still on your mind ... animated-smileys-others-078.gif
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    Time for a cup ... :coffeecup:​
     
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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease.The disease is 100% fatal.
    Money can't buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
    Forgive your enemy - but remember the ********'s name.
    If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
    Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    Condoms do not guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
    I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like Formula One drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
    Also, all politicians should serve only two terms -- one in office and one in prison.
     
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    "one in prison" (snicker, snicker). I can make my coffee now.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS - Earthquake in Australia has caused millions of dollars worth of improvements
     
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    One of my neighbours is a 90 year old man. But he's suffering from Alzheimer's. Every day at 9am, he knocks on my door. When I answer, he always asks where his wife is. So every morning at 9am, I have to explain to my 90 year old neighbour who is suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife died years ago.

    Now, I thought about moving and I even thought about just not answering the door. But to be honest, it's worth it just to see the smile on his face.
     
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    people really do use guns as hole punchers.

    When putting in a chimney, they will shoot a hole in the roof from where they want the wood stove to be to know where the hole in the roof should be for the stove pipe, but this may just be an Alaska thing.

    They probably use a plum bob in the lower 48.
     
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    What do you call a gay guy on fire?

    LGBBQ
     
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    There goes the flu vaccine.
    I wonder when the small pox vaccine gets distributed this year?
    Have you had your polio vaccination yet this year.
    Do you believe in giving advice that could kill receivers that follow it?
     
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    Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?

    Because anyone who can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
     
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