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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Note to All Who Dwell on Tasteless Humor.

    Do To An Over Burdening of Tastelessness,

    The First Tread Is Scheduled For Closure If Not Finishment.


    Take     :heart:

    Tasteless Humor II, The Second One is here. :applause: :woot:
    Sort of a Son of Tasteless Humor     (or daughter if you like. :puke:)

    With any luck at all, La Moderator :worship: will insert the link to the now or soon to be closed Tasteless Humor - that's the first one.

    Mod Edit/Link
    http://www.politicalforum.com/index.php?threads/tasteless-humor.365845/


    Enjoy.
    Demented & near normals alike.



    Moi :oldman:




    No Canada-1.jpg
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.


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    Tasteless?
    Gov'tShutdown.jpg
     
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    Moi621, Feb 21, 2019
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Christ-Christmas-Christians.jpg

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    Use the new, improved Tasteless Humor II The Second One
    or be lost in the closed thread back waters. :rant:


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    Moi621, Feb 21, 2019
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    Peter Tork of the Monkees has died, leaving just 2 surviving members.
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    Still copying the ****ing Beatles.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 22, 2019
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    the wicked, anti-christ, she-devil plots in rome to punish our disciples and saviour, but we know who rises in the end.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Wrong thread, there's plenty of places on the forums for your TDS
     
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    Talk about over sensitive, I make one post calling Liberty Monkey a sick puppy and he gets the moderators to shut down the whole thread the very next post....
     
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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
     
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    You're the best Sally.
     
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    It's not paranoia, we are all looking at you Liberty Monkey
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm not saying let's go kill stupid people....

    .... I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
     
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    [​IMG]


    :)​
     
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    I invented beach shoes for one legged people, but it was a flop.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Lidl

    Because life didn't work out as you planned.
     
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    Thank you!
     
    Sallyally, Feb 24, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    But, the best what?
     
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    With all due modesty, simply "The Best".
     
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    The pronounced to ryhme with tea.
     
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    If Coca Cola really cared about the obesity problem, they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
     
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    Karate champion of course


    Was wrote for Rocky 3 but they went with eye of the tiger instead.
     
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    Oi, I've been tame you should see the jokes I don't post ;)

    Anyway I was going to post my favourite joke about a twin caught up in the holocaust but there's no point - it's a Jewplicate. :)
     
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    Gender reveal party: A celebration where family, guests and expecting parents gather together to reveal the sex of the baby.
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    If only I had Googled this before turning up at my boss’s house with a bottle of wine and my **** out
     
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    Zoology quiz: Name the fastest land animal.

    Me: A Venezuelan chicken.

    Change my mind ...
     
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