Tasteless Humour 4

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  1. StillBlue

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    I went to Six Flags and my roommate had two hits of acid. Sign says no drugs to be carried into the park. We did the only thing we could because a walk back to the car would take too long. Most rides were great but do not, and I can't emphasize this enough, do not go into the house of horrors. The blacked out hallway with shifting walls and floors? Not good. But did score a 5 foot stuffed Pink Panther with the dime toss, only took two tries, I could see the rotation of the dime and corrected for the first try. Girlfriend decided she deserved it, never saw it again.
     
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    Future transportation
     
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    When the doctor showed me my newborn son I shouted, "Look at the pecker on that boy!" The doctor replied, "That's the umbilical cord".
     
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    CircumsIsed at birth? Damn!
     
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    A funny thing overheard.
    “Was in a restroom once at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas. Some guy in the bathroom stall ripped this huge fart and a random guy washing his hands shouted, “Hail Caesar!”.”
     
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    Time to put you all out of your misery, (aside from the drugs)
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    Which decade was this?
     
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    I freakin' still don't see it...?
     
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    Can you see the little green arrow?
     
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    Yep, I just can't find a snake near there! But I did find some kind of wild cat?!
     
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    Ohhhhhh, it's an elephant, I see it now. With a baby.
     
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    '70s dude.
     
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    That explains why I was imagining flares.
     
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    Oh no!

    You must have missed this post:

     
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    Well the good news is that congratulations are in order :banana:
     
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    What exactly is the green arrow pointing at?
     
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    Can you see it now?

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    And it's a snow leopard of course....
     
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    After I found the feline, I figured that out....I'm not sure why a snake came into the thread, I might of been having a pre senior moment? or two :(
     
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    Lol
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    On good news, there was a reason. You didn't just imagine it :)
     
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