Oh gawd. Lol Hilarious she thinks that shooting a poorly trained dog that acted out makes her fit for high office.
Here are last year’s five biggest bombs with their net losses: The Marvels: -$237 million The Flash: -$155 million Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: -$143 million Wish: -$131 million Haunted Mansion: -$117 million
Very "AI-bot who's lost its way"ish. Nevertheless, I vote this the least funny tasteless humor of 2024, thus far.
No sex tonight I never quite understood why there’s such a difference between men and women’s sexual drive. And I never figured out that whole Venus and Mars thing. I never understood why men think with their heads and women with their hearts. EXAMPLE: One evening last week my wife and I got in bed. Well the obsession is starting to hit and she suddenly says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me". And I'm like "WHAT??!!" What is this?! ” And she speaks the words every husband on the planet fears to hear... "You just don't satisfy my emotional needs as a woman enough to satisfy your physical needs as a man." And seeing my surprised look, she said: "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom?" ” Realizing that nothing is going to happen tonight, I went to bed. The very next day I decided to take a day off from work to spend time with her. Went for a nice lunch then went shopping at a big department store. I was with her as she tried on some very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one so I told her we would just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to match her new clothes so I said we will get a pair to match every outfit. We went to the jewelry section, where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. I have to say she was very excited. She must have thought I was on the brink of financial bankruptcy. I began to suspect that she was testing me because she asked for a gold tennis bracelet, even though she can't play tennis. I think I surprised her when I said "It's okay, love" With all the excitement, she was almost close to sexual satisfaction. She smiled excitedly and finally said, "I think that's it baby, let's go to the checkout." I almost uncontrollably smoked out, "No babe, I don't feel like it." Her face lost all expression and her jaw dropped like, "WHAT?!" ” And I said, " Darling, I just wanted you to take these things to your hand for a second. You just don't have access to my financial capabilities as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. ” And just when she looked like she was going to kill me I said "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" ” Apparently no sex tonight either. Women......!
