If ever you feel useless... Just remember it took the US multiple presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and 20 long years to replace the Taliban... with the Taliban
Are you kidding? You're seeing things. I have it on good authority that this Downs kid already has three girlfriends and a contract with a porn company that activates on his 18th birthday.
Joke about the disabled - ok Joke about ethnic minorities - ok Joke about Muslims- ok Joke about dead babies - ok Joke about raping children - ok Upload a joke but don't credit source where it came from - disgraceful and out of order. - Albert Einstein
Just realised why it's called the Holy land - There's a hole where the house was There's a hole where the hospital was There's a hole where the school was
You should not have cut that off. Oh, and a hole where "peaceful" Mohammed was standing with his wife and kids, baby in his arms.
It's okay to eat a test grape in the produce section of the supermarket, but you take one bite of rotisserie chicken and they throw you out. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row, now. I love bacon. Sometimes I eat it twice a day. It takes my mind off the terrible chest pains I keep getting. As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I am sure of is that it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. When I was a kid, I used to watch the ‘Wizard of Oz’ and wonder how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain. Then I got Facebook. I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven. I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they've never even seen one of his paintings. So my neighbor knocked on my front door at 3 a.m. 3AM!!! Luckily I was already up playing the bagpipes.
