The Helicopter Parents' Play-Date Liability Agreement As I am entrusting my child with you and your home dwelling on ______ from ______ to ______ , the following information must be provided and agreed to: Guns: Do you and your family own guns? _____Yes ______No If Yes, how many and are any 'Semi-Automatic? ______ # _______Yes _____No Are your guns (if applicable) locked up and separated from their ammunition? _____Yes _____Will D Sexual Liability: Have you checked the Sex Offender List for up to 1 mile around your house? ____ Yes ______ Will do Do you have room webcams to monitor child behavior in regards to I'll show you mine if your show me yours' situation possibilities? ____ Yes ___Will Install Have you & your spouse passed a recent 'Sexual Pedophile/Pornography ' lie detector test within the past 3 yrs? ___ Yes with copy of attached _____ or, if No, will provide one before the play-date Sugar: (my child is NOT a diabetic but could be made to be) Do you and your family drink sugar beverages ___Yes ___ No ___Moderation_____ If Yes or Moderation, how many mg/day _____ Do you have any guilt for feeding your children this poison? ____Yes Please complete and submit this information request 3 days prior to the play-date so can be reviewed and authorized knowing that the submitter will be liable for all violations that may occur above & beyond this questionnaire and document of liability. {Also, the family net worth that is subject to a lawsuit] Parent #1 _______________ Parent # 2 (if applicable) __________________ [Notary stamp required plus 3 witnesses]
Uncle Ferd says it's when dey let one o' dem silent poots after dinner - even if dey paid for the dinner... The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed Oct 22, 2015 Survey done by a oral hygiene company '(*)(*)(*) breath' tops the list of first date turnoff, and by quite a margin Smell of garlic comes second followed by 'bad kissing technique'
