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The devil's dictionary:

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  1. Noserose

    Noserose Newly Registered

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    The devil's dictionary:

    Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.

    Advice, n. The smallest current coin.

    Air, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

    https://www.theparisreview.org/blog...cket&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pockethits

    [ A delightful collection of pithy, obscure and often brilliant quotes from the Devil's Dictionary.]
     
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    Very cool.

    Thx for posting. :salute:
     
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    Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

    WHAT?!?! LOL!
     
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    Or, Litigation, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
     
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    Great stuff.

    I have shared this many times.
     
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