If y'all love biscuits and gravy and all things Southern except the religious politics, y'all will probably enjoy this book: https://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Redn...sr=1-1&keywords=the+liberal+redneck+manifesto
20 or 25 bucks a ticket in micro venues small enough to be called a closet. Yep, they're going nowhere.
I love southern zoos...The signs on the enclosures not only give scientific info but also a recipe...