We know that Joe Biden did almost no campaigning for the last presidential election. We also know that his opponent, a wildly popular candidate, got more votes than any previous candidate in the history of US elections. Yet Joe Biden, who cannot speak in clear sentences, has no idea what time it is, what day it is, what month it is, or what year it is, won that election. Even though election rigging was suspected, all those involved in the event investigated themselves and concluded they were not guilty. In American jurisprudence, self-investigations with conclusions of innocence are all the people need to see that an important undertaking affecting the future of the country is on the up and up-probably the result of modern college educations. When an Earth-shattering development takes place that defies the scientific, mathematical, philosophical, and cultural underpinnings of the physical world, people should take notice. Yet this appears to have been missed. You know where I am going with this. Joe Biden’s election almost certainly qualifies as a Bona fide miracle. Since Biden is of the Catholic faith, the question on everyone’s lips is: why hasn’t the Vatican been notified? Shouldn’t the Pope take time out of his busy day to start the process of beatification for Joe Biden? Biden was apparently able to overcome the normal intelligence of 80-plus million people in the world’s most powerful democracy and now sits in the big chair at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Maybe the real miracle is that old Joe is now an inspiration to all of us who suffer from slow processing speed due to the brain-spongifying-ravages of aging. Now older Americans of all races, colors, and creeds, can proudly go about the business of hitting the gas peddle instead of the brake while making our own drive-up windows through the brick walls of drugstores. Elderly legions of Baby Boomers can now take solace that one of our own now wanders the streets of Washington DC with the nuclear codes in his pocket. For sooth, this truly is a biblical miracle! Fatima needs to move over for old Joe and his prodigal son Hunter who like Cain, just made a bad decision. Someone please contact the Pope! We need to get going on this post haste! A true miracle of our time is getting short shrift and this cannot stand!
Trump lost because he was a wildly unpopular president that never polled over fifty percent. Get over it.
Obviously you the poster are a heavy imbiber of the Dirty Donald bullshit that spewed from his mouth daily. Lies Lies and more damned Lies.
Im fairly surprised the pope isn't grovelling at bidens feet, or perhaps towa. They both have been pushing global authoritarian collectivism. Maybe they disagree on whom should be The Boss...
