The Rapture will be a Jazz-ture

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How close is the RAPTURE?

  1. I don't belive in the Rapture

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  2. The Rapture will not be in our lifetime

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  3. The Rapture will be in out lifetime but not soon

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  4. The Rapture is upon us! (aka very soon)

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  5. Rupture, Raprure, Jazz-ture... WHAT?!

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  6. I don't know

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  7. I don't care

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  1. Canell

    Canell Well-Known Member

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    Howdy,

    So, The Rapture... Do you believe in it, how close is it, etc? :)

    I say, if there is a Rapture, it will be a real Jazz-ture, i.e. a Great Celebration for the ones who are involved in it. ;)

    What do you think? Do you say "Bring it on" or "Anathema"?
     
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    A taste of the imminent Jazz-ture. Greeting everyone! :)

     
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    So, nobody here eager to be raptured, I presume? That's too bad.

    As for me, I'll take the Rapture any day. ;)

     
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    My mentor who got me out of Atheism taught against the Rapture but......
    over these past twenty years I have came to the place where I do believe that a genuine Rapture is coming..... but I believe that it is a minimum of at least ten years in the future because Messiah Yeshua - Jesus wants A WARRIOR PRINCESS BRIDE WHO WILL NOW GO OUT AND CONQUER THE KINGDOM OF SATAN.... and defeat Satan
    in all major seven mountains of influence.... much as Joshua led Israel to invade the land of Canaan!

    I do believe that near death experiencer Dr. Richard Eby was shown another time line other than the one that we are in......
    I am a firm believer that Messiah Yeshua - Jesus can resurrect all the dead who ever lived in all the past without even working up a sweat and...........

    Dr. Richard Eby's first time line......
    was one in which the Rapture took place sooner than it will in our time period...........

    We are living in an astonishing time line / Version of Applied Multiverse Theory...... / applied by Messiah Yeshua - Jesus the Word / Logos to whom all judgment has been committed.....


    Dr. Richard Eby’s NDE and the Second Coming of Christ
    BY KEVIN WILLIAMSPOSTED ON SEPTEMBER 26, 2019
     
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    I don't believe in the Rapture, as it is depicted, in Christian religion. If anything like this were to occur, it would be our extra terrestrial watchers, collecting those samples they consider worthwhile, & torching the rest of us.

    But, we would have some songs to listen to, while it was happening:




    And the classic:



    Not a great song, but applicable, well known, and a with a video that shows some effort:
     
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    Yepp. Many Christians see themselves shooting in the sky trough the roof/ceiling/etc and think they will be taken up in those bodies. Gotta tell them - you're gonna die first. It's completely normal. :lol:
    But pity those who are left down on Earth when the Rapture-Tribulation starts. Hope not to be one of them.

    After the Rapture Slayer will be transformed, in the twinkling of an eye, into "The Slayer from Ipanema". :lol:

     
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    Alex Skolnick, the lead guitarist for the metal band Testament is also a jazz guitarist with the band the Alex Skolnick Trio

    This is them doing a cover of Fade to Black, originally recorded by Metallica

     

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